Minecraft ft. Wifu - PewDiePie

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Felix: Welcome everyone!

Look who's here!

Felix: *Claps* Brought her back, baby. To play the greatest game of all time.

Marzia: Yep. You've been playing this non-stop. I need to see what it's all about.

Felix: wHaT?

Marzia: I'm here to learn.

Felix: Oh, here we are Marzia. Look, you're so kawaii.

Marzia: *Laughs wildly* Why am I looking down?

Felix: Are you having fun there? What are you doing? What are you looking at?

Felix: Okay, we have to survive. This is important.

Felix: Oh my God, look there are hor-Joergens over there.

Marzia: No, no, no, no, no, no, everything you know-

Felix: You're a James Charles fan, you can't talk to me.

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Felix: So the world is completely randomly made. Night will come, though, you see if you look up at the sky. So we need to make our first home. So if you follow me . .

Felix: The first thing you do in Minecraft is cut down a tree with your bare fists to get some wood. So pick a tree that you hate, and just start punching it.

Marzia: These are cute! I don't want to punch them.

Felix: Well, we can replant trees.

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Marzia: *Gasp* There are mushrooms?

Felix: Don't eat the mushrooms.

Marzia: Why not?

Felix: They're poison mushrooms.

Marzia: Are you sure?

Felix: No, they're not. You can make mushroom stew if you want.

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Felix: You chop down trees faster if you say chjöp chjöp.

Marzia: Chjöp chjöp chjöp.

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Felix: What should we name our home?

Marzia: Potato.

Felix: Potato. I like that. We should build a giant potato.

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Felix: *Gasp* Dogs? Do you have any bones?

Felix: I have a dog bone! We can tame one!

Felix: I don't think he liked it. *Gasp* We tame him! He's ours now.

Marzia: Aww.

Marzia: Do you want a flower?

Felix: Give him the flower.

Marzia: *Accidentally hits dog with flower*

Felix: *Gasp* Don't touch him!

Marzia: how do you give it? How do you-

Felix: Thank you for ing, Marzia. Smash like, subscribe. Hundred million merch. *Dances*

Marzia: *smiles*

Felix and Marzia: *laugh*

Felix: Cool! Alright!

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