Write a story: The J-Horseok Zookeeper Interview

Hey guys for my #writeastory,

My bias is JHOPE

Theme is Zoo

Before you start reading, this is not meant to be offensive in anyway and according to Google some of these questions are real questions that you could be ask for a zookeeper interview. Enjoy :two_hearts: PS: I apologise in advanced if it's not funny but figures cross.

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Interviewer: Can you tell me a little bit about yourself?

J:My name is J-horesok, I'm a mare farm human with fabulous, thick,dark locks.

Interviewer:What is your experience as a zoo keeper?

J:It's very free range and I hate snakeu,very no fun,no fun

Interviewer:A big part of this role is communicating and working with the public, how are your communication skills?

J: The animals can talk?

Interviewer: :no_mouth:

J: :scream:

Interviewer: Moving on,Why did you choose a zoo keeper profession?

J:Because you're are hiring and this place is the closest I can find to a farm :blush: .

Interviewer:Define animal husbandry?

J: When the male animal has a wife :grinning:

Interviewer:

J:Wifeu...

Interviewer:

J: Ahhhh Wifery

Interviewer: Next question,What would you do after a change of shift, if you found a cage unlocked?

J: Find the key and lock it.

Interviewer:Please tell me you are joking

J: No no,this is important businesseu, no joke.

Interviewer:Why are zoo’s important?

J: They have more animals than farm.

Interviewer: How can you tell when an X animal is ill?

J: Simple, if they cry alot, have temperature and ...if they eat and don't digest it but poop it out

Interviewer: When have you used operant conditioning in the past?

J:I don't use operant conditional, I only use head and shoulders because it's good for nourishing.

Interviewer: :triumph: ,As much as i want this to end, its procedure so I still have to ask you, Do you have any questions for me?

J: Did you see horse, its hella thick :racehorse:

Interviewer: Goodbye Mr Horseok

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If you got this point thanks for reading and I hope you enjoy it, it was very hard for my to come up with any funny story idea, that involved zoo. THANKS FOR READING