Two Weeks More

Just a little disclaimer: I didn’t write this to be offensive or insensitive to the current state of the world. I only write this so that we can take a look at the toilet paper shortage in our world right now and laugh a little. Edit: wowwww did not expect to get onto the featured page

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Two weeks more

Another day, another destined case

This never-ending road to Calvary

This disease that seems to snatch toilet paper will surely come a second time

Two weeks more

I cannot live, deprived of TP

How can I live when we are parted?

Tomorrow you’ll be down the drain

And yet with you, my world has started

Two more weeks all on my own

Will we ever meet again?

Two more weeks without toilet paper

I was born to wipe with you

What a life I might’ve known

And I swear I will be true

But they were out of TP at Costco

Two more weeks before the storm

Do I follow where it goes?

At the hospitals of the infected

Do I the doctors there?

When the people start coming in

Do I buy or do I dare?

Will you take your place with me

The time is now — the lockdown is here

Two weeks more

Two more weeks til healing the masses

We will nip it in the bud

We’ll be ready for these patients

They’ll be cured when we are done

Watch ‘Em run amuck

Catch the toilet paper as they fall

Never know your luck when it’s a free-for-all

Here a little Charmin

There a little Bounty

Most of them are expensive, so they won’t miss much

Two more weeks to a new beginning

(Raise the toilet paper high)

There’s a new batch for the buying

(There’s a new batch to be bought)

Do you hear the toilets flush?

My place is here, Ill steal your toilet paper

Two weeks more

I cannot live deprived of TP

Two more weeks without toilet paper

Tomorrow you’ll be down the drain

We will learn the people’s symptoms— wait

Two weeks more

Don’t steal my heckin’ butt wipes!

Watch ‘Em run amuck, catch the toilet paper as they fall

Never know your luck when there’s a free-for-all

We’ll be ready for these patients

In two weeks, we’ll be far away

Two weeks from now is the judgement day

In two weeks

We’ll discover what our God in Heaven has in store

One more fortnight

Two more weeks

Two weeks more!