BTS' Guide to Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse

If it ain't the dream of every horror movie fan to take part in escape games as the one with bts' ep 24. dunno about you, but it looked really fun, and i highkey wished if i could be there :'))

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Team A : Namjoon, Tae and Kook

Namjoon

— Be the mastermind everyone needs (so you won't be kicked out of the group and die)

— be resourceful and always one step ahead to avoid dying :''

—if you get scared use your two kids as shield and let' em do the dirty work #leaderperks

—work out your plans in the background and give direction

—to through zombies, use the magic words "excuse me" and "sorry" (ᅌᴗᅌ✿)

Jungkook

— Be that one dude in maze runner

— Brave, mastermind namjoon's #1 shield (despite being shook 60% of the time)

— Even if you have a good chance at surviving alone, stick around to help your bros

— Take on your enemy head on rather than wasting time.

— Rather than doing anything R+, be polite and smile at the creature (bc cute???)

Bunny smile always works ۵

— Occasionally zone out to think about your plan (even if there are other civilians being hopeless).

Taehyung

— Be a man of peace & encourage friendly relations between the zombie and human race. ( •̀ᄇ• ́)ﻭ✧

— Befriend the creature and have breakfast with them rather than fighting.

How to make friends with zombies 101

— Greet them to be polite.

— your manners. Always say "thank you"

— Smile. That box smile can melt anyone's nonexistent heart.

— Act hella cute and hope they might accept you into their kind.

#CutenessAlwaysWins

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Team B : Jin & Yoongi

Yoongi

— Be on 50% fight mode 50% scared-af-and-ready-to-run-away mode all the time.

— If it screams at you, scream back louder to assert dominance.

#DominanceEstablished

— There's no need to worry if the zombies aren't korean. (I mean damn, you saw them in Train to Busan right :pray: )

— Take no arms, learn how to negotiate :"

— Disguise yourself among them and just hold on to that sliver of chance that they won't recognize.

+ Plus points if you carry a severed foot for the entire time, just to add a realistic touch ⋅°✧･

— Run for your life. And if you get tired, lie down and be done with it. I mean, living is a struggle right? Why suffer. :new_moon_with_face:

“Idc even if I die right now”

Seokjin

— Communication is key.

— Hide behind your short partner (in this case yoongo, as if it helps lmao)

— Keep a 10m distance between you and the zombie and yet hope to defeat it.

— Disguise yourself as a zombie with your survival partner aka Dumb and Dumber.

— If everything else fails, flirt with the zombies with your Worldwide Handsome charms.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Team C : Jimin & JHope

Jimin

— When scared, just yell it out (and pretend it's good practice for 'dem high notes).

— Take advantage of your smol height to thru.

— Challenge zombies. Even if you know it won't go well.

me : *smol*

me :

— Be quick and agile. (When you're this smol it shouldn't be a problem :" )

J-Hope

/Tfw you know you'll die first during a zombie apocalypse but you still gotta try.

— React to almost everything.

— Be extra paranoid.

— Make your presence known by yelling :'

— Unleash your inner dancer to tap dance away from the enemy.

— Lose your shoe fighting to cause a distraction (?)

— Just yell. A lot.

JH : *steps on a stick that breaks*

JH : DASI RUN RUN R U N

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Choose your fighter and may you survive the end of the world.

( •̀ᄇ• ́)ﻭ✧

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