What Has Living Alone Done To Me!

Just now I talked to my cat like he was telling me about his favoite soap... Wish I would've gotten it in video to share, but when I tried again he just walked away.

Here's a script though:

Me: What's on Cat TV today Goku.

Goku: Meow

Me: Bird Paradise... Is Robin finally going to tell Jay she loves him?

Goku: Meow

Me: Really, what about Martin.

Goku: Meow

Me: She's two-timing? But then who's Jack's father?

Goku: *Hesitates* Meow

Me: Scandalist! I guess he'll have to go back to Jenny.

Please don't ask me why I know so many names of birds. Even I don't know. I'm gonna go crawl in a hole.