AM I REALLY Sebastian Michaelis???

Hello peasants everywhere, I have some BIG NEWS. I'm not sure how to put this so I'll just come right out and say it: I'm NOT Sebastian Michaelis. I know, I know, I'm almost in as much shock as you. I have to reclaim my Sebby Honor :tm: and prove once and for all that I am Iron Man... I meant Sebastian Michaelis... No I didn't. Enjoy.