A day in the life of Phil Kessel - A Sad Story

Phil Kessel opened his door, kicked off his shoes and went to the best room in his house, the movie room. He stared deeply into the eyes of Mariah Carey who is on a signed poster of his favorite movie, Glitter. Above Mariah's signature is the sentence "Hey Phil, i heard this is your favorite movie". Phil walked over to the hot dog stand in the corner, took out a weiner, slipped it into the bun slowly, added on his condiments with immense precision, and took a massive bite. Phil moaned in joy when he bit down on the hot dog. Hot dogs are Phil's favorite food because they remind him of long Toronto nights with Tyler Bozak. Phil sat in his recliner and grabbed the remote. He flicked through channels until he came upon NHL Network. On the screen was the words "Phil Kessel traded to Arizona". A single tear rolled down Phil's cheek and onto the hotdog he was eating. His phone rang and he picked it up, it was Geno. "Hey Phil, i heard you were traded, how about we hang out one more time". An hour later, Geno pulled into Phil's driveway and walked into his house. Phil was sitting on his bed, posing as if to say "here i am, sexy Phil Kessel, enjoy me, Geno" as Geno opened the door.