St. Patrick's Day Hatcher [UPDATE]

Oh, this actually looks really go-

C-Coriolis... the counter for Laplace... This is a RANKING HATCHER IN DISGUISE WATCH OU-

*Violent vomiting*

Ok, ok. Jokes aside this Hatcher looks good on the tin. Pretty good pool: Pareto, Abe, Pav, Yan Hui (The counter to Li Si) and Damdeok. But this Hatcher will likely sober up your day with these rates.

3.5% until Step 5. Oh, what's this? No 6* rates?

Oh wait.

Enjoy!

Oh, and if you want to pull to Step 4 for Coriolis...

She's garbage. Don't.

Not that having counter Unit matters, since she's complete garbage and you shouldn't pull for Cori.

Skip if you don't need Greens/have loads of dupes.

Pull Step 1 if you have no dupes/1 dupe or you like to gamble.

Pull to Step 4 if you want Coriolis for some reason.

Pull to Step 8 if you want a second Coriolis (Read: you want a dupe of garbage)

Also pull to Step 8 of you want to get the good stuff out of that 7% rate past Step 5.

Just that Coriolis is the only Unit appearing 6* from this Hatcher if you pull to Steps 4 and 8.

UPDATE: OK NO THIS HATCHER DON'T PULL IT YOU DRUNK F*CKS YOU'LL GET DISSAPPOINTED DON'T PULL THIS AND WAIT FOR A BETTER HATCHER SORRY FOR NOT SAYING THIS EARLIER

Byeeee!