The Blue Shell

Oh, Blue Shell

I know you

We all know how you act

You're the devil of items

Always there to ruins someone's day

Yet, there are times where you're a hero

Ending the winning streak of the first place winner

You're an anti-hero, nonetheless

But I have one question for you

Why do you act this way

Why do you go for first

Why not anybody else

It's almost me you target

Every race I do

I just want to be ahead

I just want people to acknowledge I'm amazing

Yet, you were there

Chasing me like cat and mouse

I can never avoid you for all these years

Because of you, I lost my friends

Because of you, I suffered a broken TV

Because someone threw a controller at the TV

It's all because of your bullshit

You're so unfair

Yet....you're fair at the same time

You were there to save me at times

But I will always see you as my bittersweet enemy

We work together a couple times

But I will always resent you

Heh, thank god for Mario Kart 8

Because now I can destroy you

And make you feel the wrath my rage

After all these years

So here's what I have to say

SUPER HORN, MOTHERFUCKER!