DEH Characters as random things I've said

basically the title because I have no friends

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Evan: I was waiting for the squad, but then I ed I am the squad

Zoe: When I was younger I didn't like vegetables and wanted to stop eating meat so I told my mother I was going to be vegetarian. She brought up the fact that I didn't like vegetables so I said I was going to be fruitetarian

Jared: I don't mean to brag, but instead of having a nice driveway I fall on my face every morning

Alana: Now give me back my glasses you pickle

Connor: Some days I want to start a cult, and other days I want to cry while watching Finding Nemo

Miguel: Okay, but can you cook meth?