headcanon dump

hey idk consider this a peace offering?

also we havent engaged in deh in actual years if these break canon we’re sorry LMAO, have not read the book, the movie will never be graced by my eyes and lowkey this soundtrack gives me flashbacks lmao

- evan and jared had a minecraft world but the realm fell into chaos after a dog went missing (it was jared 100%)

- connor listens to lacuna coil

- alana has a chess.com level of 1800

- zoe has a crocheting etsy store

- jared becomes a content creator

- evan edits his videos but also would try to follow suit

- evan would learn a language on duolingo out of pure fear of the owl, speaks good french now

- connor would make his own beaded bracelets

- alana listens to rio romeo (lesbian alana agenda is real to me)

- jared listens to classic rock

- connor has bpd (YES im projecting NO i do not care it will happen again)

- zoe violin player real

- jared has adhd (i cant if this is canon or not but lmao)

- evan becomes a botanist later in life

okay thats it for now i think im starting to draw blanks tbh, joey out lol again thats a peace offering dont shoot me into the sun