wc; Ghost Boyfriend (22)

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tw; death

my partner was Heather uwu

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You may be asking, why did Jared decide to Naruto run instead of taking Greg to Trisha Paytas, well, he was a weeb. Now, you may be asking, well okay, what kind of anime does he watch? Well, despite him not really liking Naruto, he decided to watch things such as Toradora and School Live. With the occasional K-On and Sailor Moon. He just really loves empowering females.

So, as he was running to see Trisha Paytas have a mental break down over her ghost boyfriend, he imagined having his own anime and him being a magical girl, except a guy. He didn't really even like Tisha Potatos, but he wasn't going to miss an opportunity to see her. Hell, he wants to take notes on how to cry on demand.

"I wonder what Connor's favorite anime is?" He asked to himself. He was almost positive Connor would like the more horror anime, like Another or Corpse Party, though he also believed he might be wrong.

Though, then again maybe he didn't even like anime. Jared wasn't too sure, but hey, he could ask him later. By the time Jared reached Trisha Paytas, he was almost out of breath. Then he smelled a freshly unpackaged bow.

The earth seemed to stop moving for a minute as he saw the one and only JoJo Siwa, pelting Trisha Paytas with bows. "What the fuck?" Connor mumbled as Greg landed on the ground.

As they both watched rainbow and glitter bows being thrown at Trisha Paytas, Logan Paul was filming in the background. He was laughing while try to explain the scene, and Trisha Paytas rolled her eyes so many times at that Jared thought her eyes were going to roll right off her face.

Then the fake tears started. "Stop before I report your terrible make up brand for giving me adh-" The older female then stopped, being cut off by her own screaming.

"Holy shit!" Jared and Connor yelled in sync.

"Guys, guys, you won't believe this. Trisha Paytas dies from bows while being stood up from her boyfriend. What the fuck? Let's continue filming!" Logan yelled and got closer to Trisha's now dead body.

JoJo Siwa then crab walked away from the scene. "Hey, um, Connor, did we just witness a murder?" Jared asked, turned his head to the slightly taller male.

"Yeah- I mean, do we report this to the police or something? Logan has it on film anyways." Despite witnessing a murder from bows, Connor managed to keep a straight face. Though he mostly only did this to keep Jared calm.

"Can we go back now?" Jared asked.

"Yeah, I think that's best." Connor replied.

They both ended up leaving the scene and taking Greg back. Once at the hotel room, they decided to watch Sailor Moon because Jared promised to be the wife in the relationship. "wHAT A BO-"

Connor cut Jared off, because he couldn't handle what was about to come out of his mouth. "Please stop." Connor then checked his phone. "Woah, Logan ed a new video." Though, Connor doubted it would be any good.

"Play it." Jared said in a serious tone.

Connor hit play, and for awhile it was funny. Until he made a certain comment which was "Guys, a fucking goth rode in on a moth and brought a weeb with him."

"Damn, he shouldn't talk." Jared commented, rolling his eyes.

They both agreed to never talk about that night and to throw Connor's old pet rock at them the next time they meet.