:sparkles: A bad AU :sparkles:

I recently got reminded of the fact that the Divergent series is a thing, that I read it, and that it’s kinda dumb. This seemed like a natural progression of nonsense from the Hunger Games AU I messed around with a few months ago and probably would be the most nonsensical if I didn’t create a Falsettos Warriors AU :sparkles:

Anyways, I made this on impulse because it’s such a dumb idea so do with this what you will my is solely a shitpost now apparently.

{Just as a note, this isn’t meant to be an attack on anyone who likes the Divergent series. This is more meant to bully myself for making dumb irrelevant AUs for any book/series I’ve read by choice. If this is upsetting to you in anyway, please just let me know}

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Marvin

Candor

I know this doesn’t make sense because Marvin literally lied to like everyone, but I don’t think he fits anywhere else and he has lawyer vibes kinda.

Trina

Abnegation

I think this one is pretty self explanatory because Trina kinda just exists for other people and has been dealing with way more nonsense than she probably deserves to.

Jason

Erudite

I dunno he’s a smart kid and I headcanon that he probably got a job that requires :sparkles: brains :sparkles: . I don’t really think he fits anywhere else but if not here than Candor because he is kinda brutally honest.

Whizzer

Dauntless

Once again I don’t think he really fits anywhere else and he kinda has a chaotic enough vibe to be here. If not here than maybe Candor for being brutally honest? I dunno.

Mendel

Erudite

Honestly either this or Abnegation, but I’m going with this because he’s technically supposed to be smart being a psychologist and all and also his relationship with Trina was like the least selfless thing.

Charlotte

Erudite

This one is also pretty self-explanatory. She’s super smart and pretty bold so she’d probably work best here. Also if Mendel is in Erudite, it would be a crime not to put Charlotte here.

Cordelia

Amity

This one is also pretty self-explanatory. She’s very peaceful and sweet and she gives me plant-mom vibes. Amity also literally grows everyone food so it just works.

Brief faction breakdown for anyone who hasn’t read this mess just for reference:

Abnegation - the selfless

Erudite - the intellectual/intelligent

Dauntless - the brave/strong (they’re usually guards so ?)

Candor - the honest

Amity - the peaceful

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This was made on impulse please don’t kill me. Also if anyone actually rps this somehow around the inconsistencies of everyone being in different factions, please tell me I wanna know how it goes.