Soooooooo I don't know if you know, but I've been summoning for Bruno and bunny Chrom like crazy for the past few days (but mostly for Bruno 'cuz I decided I'd build a good healer since I don't really use one). Bruno's banner came and went; no Bruno. No thanks to Nina pity-breaking me. I'm still trying to figure out how to punish her.
My third? fourth? summon in bunny Chrom's banner brought... bunny Camilla. Who I was definitely not shooting for. Figures. I think she's a fairly decent unit, though, so I'll keep her. Always gotta have room for second-best big sis!
So I have run out of hope. My luck's been blowing raspberries at me from down in the gutter. Not to mention the stupidly hard picnic Paralogues that had me mentally cursing out that idiotic red dagger Flora (which is very not good of me because I should not be cursing at all) and the fact that my keyboard's predictive is out to make my life miserable. I have enough orbs for a two-orb summon session, so I go to bunny Chrom's banner expecting to end up wasting my orbs.
I get one green orb. This is it. My only chance for tonight.
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AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!
HE CAME HOME! HE CAME HOME! HE FREAKING CAME HOME!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
I was... SO not expecting that. At all. Ever. This is exactly what happened to me in Food Fantasy when I summoned for Caviar like crazy and on the last one he came home. (Now you'll know in the future what I mean when I say that some unit's pulled a Caviar.) I know that bunny Chrom's banner has a couple more days, but honestly I'm just so done with the spring banners, and I got one of the guys I came here for, so I have no need to summon there again. It's back to saving up orbs. Hopefully. If I can fix my impulse control. It kinda went out the window with the spring banners. Also since Chrom's got a Res bane and Nina's got a skill that could fix that, I'm foddering her off to him. I didn't get the unit I wanted because of you, Nina, so I'm sacrificing you to the other unit I wanted and got. Am I being petty? Yes, I am. But it's only fake-o digital characters on the receiving end of the pettiness, so I think we're good. Now if only my predictive could get itself straightened out and stop giving me all heck!
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