Albert × baked beans fanfic part1

Chip but he’s losing his shit 05/10/19

This is my new otp

Albert's POV

It was a regular day for me. I woke up just a few minutes ago. I check the time on my phone.

I pick up my phone and turn it on. It reads '3:54 PM'

I woke up early today

I thought to myself

So, as usual I went down stairs to get something to eat. I opened up the fridge, just some old disgusting milk.

I went to the pantry, just some ghost broccoli.

the fuck

I think to myself

why would I put ghost broccoli in the pantry?

Despite this, I just leave it there.

I check the cupboards. Just a chip bag. I went to reach for it. And yep, it was fucking empty.

"Guess I'll just have to go to the store then," I mumble to myself.

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I finally get to the store. I hop out of my car then walk into the store. I grab a cart then whatever looks good I just throw into my cart.

I make my final stop at the deli that's in the store. And there, in that deli, are the most beautiful baked beans I've ever seen. I feel my face heat up.

the fuck, do I have feelings for... baked beans??

I thought.

yes you do

Another thought said.

A deli worker walked my way. "What can I get for you?" They asked.

"Well, uhh, could I um, could I please have the whole thingy of baked beans?" I asked sheepishly.

"All of the baked beans?" The worker asked.

"Yes..." I replied.

The worker gave me one of those, 'wtf, but okay' looks. They then got a container for the baked beans and gave it to me. I then went to the check out isle. I was overjoyed. I was about to buy the baked beans.