Another Albert × baked beans

This is supposed to be some sort of 'birthday present'

Albert's POV

"You know you can do this," Kirsten told me, trying to coach me through this.

"But- but wh-" I started, only to be cut off.

"No buts about it. You're going to tell Baked Beans how you feel," Kirsten said strictly.

I knew there was no point in aruging with her so I nodded and went on my way. I nervously walked over to the counter where I had last set Baked Beans, only to see Baked Beans dressed in the hottest outfit ever, a go gurt cosplay. I almost started anime nose bleeding at this sight then ed what I was here for.

"So uh, Baked Beans, I've uh, been wondering this for a while. Will- willyougooutwithme?" I said rather quick.

Baked Beans had no response. I then started to walk away sadly with tears stinging the corner of my eyes.

"What- oh no! What happened!?" Kirsten practically yelled in response to seeing my physical state.

"Baked- Baked Beans had no- no response," I managed to choke out.

"He did wHat?!" Kirsten practically screeched.

She then grabbed her nerf gun and confronted Baked Beans.

"Wait! Don't shoot him!" I yelled, speed walking after her.

Kirsten ignored me and then said,

"it's nerf or nothing"

And shot Baked Beans.

I was devistated, until, Baked Beans ghost sprung to life and was able to answer my question from earlier.

"Yes, I will go out with you," Baked Beans said.

I was shocked and amazed and all sorts of happy at the same time. But Kirsten began running, and Baked Beans ran after her.

"Wait dOn'T!" I yelled at Baked Beans.

"Why not?" Baked Beans asked.

"Because she's my friend you dumb, and if you kill her I'll be saAd," I said.

"Oh okay," Baked Beans then said

I wasn't meaning to make Kirsten look bad in this or anything

This was completely ment ad a joke