The shin bee, like the shinobi is a weaboo and must be hunted down at all costs.
The shin bee I guess you could say is the bee's knees of the samurai faction, except he's lower than the knees, he's the shins, actually he's so terrible that you could say he's the bee's plantar fascia. And just like a bee, he's fast, he stings and he's an absolute nuisance to deal with.
Move like a butterfly, sting like a bee: move like a butterfly, sting like a bee is shin bees one, and only attack combo and can be infinitely chained. It consist of three light attacks, or one extra light attack to spice things up, maybe an extra light attack to add more flavour?
Naturally all shin bees light attacks are 1 millisecond each as he can defy all laws of physics. You may be wondering about his heavies? Well don't worry shin bee is too stupid to figure that you can hit heavier than a light attack.
Acrobatic fanatic: shin bee will quite literally sweep you off your feet with this move! No matter how fast or strong you are!
Move yourself to my specified location without hesitation!: shin bee wants to feel your body and will forcefully bring you to him if you do not comply immediatley, before debowling you.
Disapproval kick: if shin bee disapproves of your outrageous behaviour he will shatter all of your bones in this skull with one kick! We don't want that do we?
Voodoo strings: just as you thought you were free from his grasp he hooks you with his kusarigama. Your in for it now! Shouldn't have wanted to leave should you?
That's it for now folks! And : don't fall asleep!

Comments (2)
I know this is supposedly a parody of shinobi mains but jesus you just summed up all that the shinobi mains do
Reply to: Thot Puncher of Rome (¿Glad Main?)
That's what I do