Noob Quotes

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Ok, let's ripoff Bullet Barry and the Console Peaseant Quotes series.

These are quotes said by plain noobs that make us really feel cringe flow through our bodies. Here are the most cringy ones! ENJOY!

"Riot made Bloodbath"

This is such a plain thing to say but it's really fucking annoying. For the 420th time, Riot did not make Bloodbath, he verified it. The actual level was made by GeoStorm. So was Yatagarsu.

"Bloodbath is the hardest level ever!*insert harder demon* isn't near as hard as it!"

First of all, we all know that Bloodbath is number 11 on the leaderboards, the hardest levels are Erebus, Sonic Wave Yatagarsu and Artificial Ascent. So please, shut up.

"I said to everyone to rate my level demon! So why is it rated hard?!"

Well you see, it doesn't work like that, s first need to send the level to RobTop, then RobTob rates the level how it should be rated. Easy.

"I beat a free demon level so why doesn't it say that I have 1 demon beaten?! "

People still think that free demon levels are actually free, shocker! Again, it doesn't work like that!"

"Why isn't my level featured?!?! *Screeching*"

First of all, you spent 7 minutes on it, and it only has 154 objects! Look at levels like B, the Behemoth or Bausha Vortex and look at how good they look.