Why EPC Never Uses Lennies

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This post if merely for comedic effect and shouldn't be taking seriously.

As most of you know, EPC who is the founder of this Amino never uses Lennies. No one knows why this is, but I have 2 theories that might explain as to why she never uses them.

Theory #1 ( My Favorite Theory )

EPC stands for Epic Pink Creeper. What else could it stand for? Well, you can easily take out creeper and turn it into crawler. So what is epic, pink, and crawls? Well, the only thing that could probably do that is this creature right here.

Considering that it's on a leaf, it's probably herbivorous and has some predators. What predators could eat this multi legged creators? Well, the answer is myriapods, a group of arthropods that consist of centipedes and millipedes. Wait a second. There's a such thing as a Lennypede. It looks like this.

Because of this, I created this meme. The epic pink crawler aka the velvet worm is food for the Lennypede.

This must be why EPC never uses Lennies. Despite this, I have another theory that relates to this Amino.

Theory #2

There's a Lenny icon in the game. It looks like this.

Where do you get this icon? Well, you get it in the vault.

Unlike most of us players who want to unlock everything in the game and be completionists, EPC listened to Spooky the vault keeper and didn't steal any of his valuables. That must be why her stats are so low. She doesn't want to do anything devious just for the sake of an icon. Either that or she actually has the Lenny icon and she's hiding it from now.

I hope you liked these 2 theories.