(AU/FANMADE EPISODE) Sniffles and Nuttel

Starring: Sniffles, Nutty, Lammy and Mr pickles

Featuring: Lumpy

Episode description: Hey diddle diddle,

Nutty and Sniffles.

They found a candy house,

Where Lammy happily stood,

But she was truly a witch, that wanted them for devour.

Plot: We open in the woods, where we see a small and poor looking house. Inside, Sniffles is in his bedroom playing with his marbles, when Nutty shows up next to him. Thinking the marbles are candies, the tries to eat them but Sniffles stops him and tells him not to. Nutty looks down disappointed, so the anteater gives him a small, rudimentary spinning top that the squirrel gladly takes and goes to play with in the other side of the room.

Suddenly, lumpy the woodsman, Sniffles and Nutty's parental figure, barges in and tells them that they he'll take them to work today.

Nutty instantly gets up excited and Sniffles, feeling bummed out because he can't play anymore, decides to take his marbles with him.

The three get out and walk in the road until lumpy decides to leave it, since there appears to be more trees out of the road.

Sniffles, not fully trusting this, gets an idea: he starts leaving a marble at a time to make a trail so they'll find their way back to the road. Unfortunately nutty sees the marbles and, still thinking they are candy, starts swallowing them whole.

After a while, they arrive at a small clearing and Lumpy tells them to wait there which they do.

The moose leaves and, after walking for a while, finds a tree perfect for cutting. He swings his axe a couple of times and yells timber, but realizes too late that the tree is falling at his direction: he gets squished and dies instantly.

Time es and the night comes. Nutty and Sniffles are all alone and some creepy sounds start to come from the bushes and the trees.

Nutty feels sick and is scared but Sniffles tells him not to worry and shows him the trail he made: only there's no trail. Sniffles is shocked but in that moment nutty vomits all the marbles he ate up in front of the anteater, who gives him a dirty look.

That doesn't last long however, since a pack of wolves appear in front of the two and they start running away. After a long chase the wolves are nowhere in sight, but nutty and sniffles decide to carry on walking to try and find their way home in the wilderness.

Eventually dawn comes and the two are now both tired and starving. They decide to stop for a moment to rest. Nutty sits next to a bush and starts looking for berries to eat; as he's digging through the leaves he comes face to face with a weird green thing: Mr pickles. The pickle takes off his hat and starts running away, Nutty following him curious; Sniffles notices him running away and goes after him but loses track. The anteater pops out of the bushes and finds the squirrel staring in awe at a beautiful sight: a house made entirely out of candy in the middle of a peaceful clearing.

Starved and in need for candy, Nutty smacks his lips and runs to the house laughing. Sniffles doesn't look too sure, but after hearing his stomach grumble decides to go eat the house as well. Nutty chomps down all that he can while laughing and jumping, while sniffles also eats happily.

Unknown to them, someone is spying them through the window... The mysterious figure comes out of the house and reveals herself as Lammy, the owner of the house. Nutty and Sniffles are startled and try to run away, but Lammy stops them and reassures them that there's nothing to fear: she invites them to her house, offers him a ton of delicious treats and even a place to sleep in. The two stuff themselves to the point where they can't even stand anymore and lammy takes them to their room and tucks them in lovingly. As soon as she closes the door however, she reveals herself for what she really is: an evil witch who plans to eat the two, with Mr pickles actually being her little helper.

When she's sure the two are asleep, she goes in the room and decides to take nutty, since he's more keen on eating than sniffles. She attempts to grab him but gets smacked on her face by his food twitching on his sleep. She tries again and gets the same result. Now annoyed she finally manages to pick him up and takes him in the basement, where she throws him in a cage and locks it.

Once awoken, Nutty hits his head on the top of the cage and gets increasingly more terrified as he sees his surroundings...Lammy suddenly comes in smiling and offers him a plate full of various candies including bonbons, chocolate and lollipops. Nutty gladly takes the plate and eats everything.

Meanwhile, Sniffles wakes up and finds nutty missing so he exits the room to go look for him when he finds Lammy standing in front of him. The sheep reveals her intentions and threatens to kill nutty instantly if sniffles doesn't do her bidding. Sniffles refuses and pushes her down the stairs of the basement, breaking her glasses and bruising her, but before he can run and grab the key, he gets pushed down the same stairs by Mr pickles and takes a pretty bad fall, breaking his left leg.

Injured, sniffles is seen in the next scene wearing a leg cast and being forced to clean the floor with a broom, with Mr pickles keeping an eye on him.

Lammy goes back downstairs and gives nutty a plate of cookies which he gladly eats. Then, since she can't see well asks to touch nutty's finger, since she wants to see if he's fat enough to eat. Nutty looks at her demand confused and gives her one of the lollipop sticks that are next to him. Lammy feels it and, thinking it's nutty's finger, goes back upstairs annoyed.

In that moment, sniffles has finished cleaning the floor and tries to sneakily take the key, but before he can do so, Lammy gives him a basket full of dirty laundry and orders him to wash it.

She then comes back to nutty with an apple pie and makes him eat it. Nutty does the lollipop stick trick again and Lammy goes back upstairs, still annoyed.

It goes back and forth for the next few days: Lammy feeds nutty, he gives her the lollipop stick, she comes back upstairs and interrupts sniffles attempt to take the key and gives him more chores, rins and repeat until Lammy has enough and decides to eat nutty regardless.

She calls sniffles and orders him to start the oven and check if it's hot enough, while she cuts the vegetables with Mr pickles. Sniffles starts the oven up, but pretends that he can't feel how warm it is and he starts calling for Lammy who, in the end, stomps there and checks inside for the heat, bending. Sniffles takes the opportunity, pushes into the hot oven and locks the lid, so she can't get out. Lammy screams as she burns alive, until her carbonized remains are all that's left of her.

Meanwhile, sniffles quickly takes the key and runs downstairs, where nutty gets happy as soon as he sees him, but unfortunately, before he can put the key in the lock, sniffles gets stabbed: It was Mr pickles, furious for Lammy's death. The infernal pickle starts stabbing sniffles repeatedly, but the anteater manages to get a hold of Mr Pickles knife and throws it away. The pickle looks up for a moment and then bashes Sniffles head so hard on Nutty's cage, that it falls and breaks the top, making nutty able to get out and run away. Mr pickles keeps bashing Sniffles head on the cage until all his brains are spilled out, with the anteater lying dead in a pool of his own blood.

Mr pickles keeps smiling, but his satisfaction is cut short, literally, as something sharp cuts him in half. Turns out nutty didn't actually ran away, rather grabbed a meat cleaver and went back to protect sniffles. The squirrel keeps cutting Mr pickles to make sure he's dead, until only a green liquidy mush with a top hat is all that's left of him. Nutty looks at sniffles corpse in tears... Until he suddenly gets an idea.

In the next scene, Nutty is seen finishing baking a cherry pie in the same over where Lammy's remains still are. He takes it out of the oven and sticks his whole finger on it to give it a taste: he loves it and starts skipping happily to the dinner table, where on a seat there's Sniffles corpse put in a sitting position. The body is already getting a little green from decomposition and is full of sloppily made bandages and stitches to hold it together.

Nutty pats him and gives him a piece of his pie, then starts to scarf down the rest by himself while laughing maniacally.

The episode closes on Sniffles corpse falling face first on the slice of pie.

Moral: “Family is the heart of a home.”