Some Random Headcannons

I got most of these from my wattpad fuck, please enjoy anyway, hope I can make you say-

•Spain probably has an eighty paged powerpoint on telling his kids to shut the fuck up

•BTT is called the bad touch trio because fangirls want to touch them so badly

    •Or was it that Gil is the bad, is the touch and Spain makes the trio...?

      •(pfft Spain's the glue that holds this shit together)

•When someone pisses Denmark off he'll put legos everywhere

    •Shoes? Legod. Bed? Legod. Underwear? Bitch you better believe, Legod

•Canada is friends with all the micronations because he feels bad that they're all ignored too

•Spain runs a day care; because he can

•Want to find Austria? Lit fire to a piano

    •Note: will work even if he's dead

•Prussia hosts German sparkle parties every month

    •German helps of course

•Spain like to draw smiley faces onto graves stones

     •Gives him something nice to look at, okay?

•Portugal likes collecting seashells and ziplining

•Norway definitely tries to speak to Iceland in different tones of bruh and bro

    •America and Canada like to in

      •*softly, with feeling* bro

•Everyone can see Canada he’s just stoned as shit

    •No seriously Stoned!Canada is a canon thing

•Prussia needs glasses for his albinism but he hates glasses so he wears blue coloured s that turn his eyes purple

• doesn’t actually care about fashion as much as everyone thinks

•Spain is Master Chancla, throwing supreme-