AUR: Another Unreal Reality: Episode 26: Puppads Bark & Biscuits Bite

Another Unreal Reality along with Unreal Reality is intended for a 13+ (now 16+ due to new events) audience and may contain triggering content such as Suicide/Suicide attempts/thoughts, Self harm/Mentions it Implications of Self Harm, Depression, Mental Illness, Grooming, Sexual Assault ETC. All these topics WILL be marked before the warning and will be researched before being in an episode. If you feel as though a serious topic wasn't handled correctly please be sure to me! If you think a topic that should've been added as a TW wasn't please me! Please feel free to make any fan content of AUR or UR as long as I am credited! Please feel free to take LIGHT inspiration of my characters but please do not outright copy them! Unreal Reality Season 1 can be found here. Have a nice day and enjoy AUR!

Tw// Blood & Gore, Animal Death, mentions of gentila (Puppad is mentioned to be intersex).

Puppad stretched. Standing up and looking around. Pup had fallen asleep on a bus stop. Pup groaned. Pups back hurt like hell. Puppad stood up. The sidewalk was damp. It must've rained.

Puppad was 17. Pup didn't ever know what happened to pups parents. Pup had been living on the streets for years. From simple fights to terf wars. Pup had seen it all. Pup walked out of the bus stop. Pup was out on the country side. Far away from the city pup had to live in before. The city was far more dangerous. Puppad had been walking for weeks. Pup wasn't sure where pup was going. Pup just wanted to get as far away from the city as possible. A loud squawking caught pups attention. Pup turned around to see a chicken. Pecking at a seed. Puppad charged it. Managing to grab it with pups dull claws. Pup bit into it's throat. Finishing it off before it could let out another peep. Pup immediately took a big bite. Tearing a wing off.

Pup ate up the chicken quick. Leaving only some blood and cleanly picked bones. Puppad stood up again. Looking into the barren desert the chicken had come from. Pup walked off the trail. Following the chickens footprints. Pup walked for hours and hours. It was sunset by the time Puppad saw something in the distance... A barn. Puppad approached it cautiously. There was a small forest behind it.

Puppad walked behind the barn. Flinching when pup heard a voice "So, Bun. Did you fetch the water?" "Ugh, I've told you 5 times, dad! I did!" Puppad looked around. Before realizing it was coming from inside the barn.

"Can you 2 stop arguing?" Puppad peeked inside using a hole in the wood. It was a family of 5. 2 parents 3 kids. It was the mother who was a slice of bread, who had spoken.

The middle child, a Dinner Roll spoke "Yeah, Chill out, Bun." The youngest was Bun. Who looked frusterated. The dad, an English Muffin stared at Dinner Roll "Calm down. He's not hurtin anyone being upset."

Puppad noticed another object. About the same size as the parents. Maybe just a bit smaller. Looked about 17. Pups age.

A biscuit.

They were silent. Just eating their dinner while their family fought. Mashed potatos, Corn, Meatloaf. Puppads mouth was watering. Puppad looked away. Walking around to the side of the barn to see a chicken coop. Puppad let out a quiet happy yap as pup walked into the coop. A growl caught pups attention. A barn cat was hissing at pup. Puppad let out pups deepest, most guttural growl. The cat immediately shut up and ran off. Puppad smirked. It worked everytime. Puppad finally entered the coop. The chickens were asleep. Puppad was quiet as pup walked. Pup immediately snapped a chickens neck. Looking around. No Chickens awoke. Puppad snapped another ones neck. Slipping out of the coop. Puppad made pups way into the forest. Quicky cleaning the chickens bones. Puppads tail wagged. Pup hadn't felt this full in a while. Curling up against a bush, Puppad fell asleep.

Puppad awoke with a yawn. Standing up after only a few minutes. Excited to have more chicken for breakfast. Right before Puppad walked out of thr bushes pup heard a loud and angry "WHAT THE HELL!?" Puppad immediately cowered behind a tree. Peeking pups head out. Puppad saw a furious english muffin. "Wheres Chipper and Eggy!? They don't just wander out!" The Bun spoke "Maybe a Raccoon ate em. Or Casey." English Muffin glared at him "Don't joke like that. Casey wouldn't eat one of those Hens. And if it was a Racoon it would've left a mess." Bun scoffed "You think it was Bigfoot. Or someone came all the way out here to steal a few hens?" Muffin scoffed. "Nah. But tonight one of y'all is standing watch with my shotgun. I ain't lettin another chicken die." Puppad watched them walk away. Before letting out a sigh.

Puppad waited until nightfall. And sure enough. Dinner Roll was out there with a loaded shotgun. Puppad immediately stepped away. Puppad was starving. But there didn't seem to be a way into that coop. Except through them... Aha!

Puppad found their cat by the fence. Pup snuck up behind her while she slept. And let out a yap. The cat fantically stood up and let out a deafening yowl. Running away. "Casey!?" The shotgun was dropped and ran in her direction. While Puppad had time pup bolted into the coop. Quickly grabbing a chicken and bolting as the other chickens clucked with fear. As soon as pup was in the forest pup snapped the chickens neck. Silencing it.

Puppad ate it quick and discarded the bones. Trying to ignore the screaming in the distance.

Once pup was done with pups meal. Pup laid down in the same bush pup had slept in the previous night. Eventually pup managed to fall asleep.

When Puppad woke up the next morning. It was daytime. Early morning. Pup crept out of the bush and out of the forest towards the barn. The coop was left unattended... Maybe they weren't awake...? Puppad walked over to it and walked inside... Where are the Chickens? A shotgun cock from behind made Puppad stiffen. Pups fur stood on end. Pup slowly turned around. The oldest, Biscuit had the shotgun. And using their paws was pointing it at them. Puppad tried to let out a growl. But it came out as more of a whine. Pup backed all the way to the wall of the coop. Pups ears pinned back.

Biscuit looked shakey. She had never weld a gun before. And now Biscuit was pointing it at someone.

Puppad didn't look like a normal object. Screen-faced electronic objects were already very unique. Both in looks and biology. But Puppad was specifically strange. Having a tail, ears, no hands, a strange looking mouth, being unable to speak and, of course. Being very. Very large.

Biscuits expression softened as they realized "You... Aren't a wild animal, are you?" Puppad paused. Before slowly nodding. Biscuit lowered the gun. Staring at Puppad in awe. Puppad had seen that stare a few times. Mostly kids who hadn't ever seen anything like pup.

Suddenly, the father was behind Biscuit. Holding a larger rifle. Not to mention he had hands. So he could hold it easier. Puppad let out a yelp. "Biscuit! Damn it I told you to shoot that thing!" Biscuit turned around. Completely dropping the gun "Dad! Wait! Their not a wild animal!" English Muffin huffed. "So what? They stole our fucking chickens!" He had lowered the gun. But was blocking the entrance. When suddenly. While arguing with Biscuit. He dropped it.

Puppad eyes widened. English Muffin immediately went to grab it. But the way the grabbed it...

He was accidently going to pull the trigger.

He was accidently going to shoot his kid in the chest.

Puppad, in a moment of fear kicked Biscuit out of the way. It startled English Muffin enough to pull the trigger. Puppad let out a loud yelp as pup fell to the ground. The shot leg spasmed. Puppad was too stunned to even scream. Adrenaline keeping the pain minimal.

Blood pooled out of the leg and onto the floor. Puppad started to feel tired. Drifting in and out of consciousness. One moment Biscuit was screaming at English Muffin. But when pup blinked, Biscuit was treated the injury. And when pup blinked again pup didn't have the energy to open pups eyes for a while.

When pup did. Pup was on... Something comfy. Puppad slowly sat up. Letting out a groan at pain in pups leg. Puppad looked around. They were... On a mattress in front of a fireplace. The fireplace wasn't too close. As not to hurt Pup or catch the mattress ablaze. Puppad realized quickly pup was in the barn. As soon as pup did they tried standing up. Only to wince at putting any pressure on their leg. Puppad started limping away. When a loud hiss made pup flinch.

The cat, who was on the shelf beside the door let out a hiss. Puppad backed away. "Oh, hey." Puppad flinched and turned around. It was Biscuit. Puppads tail went between pups legs. "Don't worry. I'm not gonna hurt you." Puppad didn't untense. "You... Saved my life. Why?" Puppad Didn't reply. They couldn't.

Biscuit sighed. "Not much of a talker. I get that." Biscuit sat down beside Puppad. Puppad. Hesitantly. Sat down as well.

When dinner started. Puppad stayed in the main room. But pup could hear every word. "What are we going to do about it?" "We can't keep it here!" "But he did shoot it in the leg..." "It saved Biscuits life!"

Puppad just listened to everyone talking about Pup. Eventually, dinner ended. And everyone went upstairs.

Everyone besides Bread Loaf. She stayed downstairs to do the dishes. Puppad noticed how tired she looked. She sudden looked at pup. And Puppad flinched. Closing pups eyes tight. When Puppad heard footsteps approaching. Pup backed into a corner. Puppads leg that was shot was weak. So pup couldn't get far.

When Puppad heard ceramic gently hitting the floor. Puppad opened pups eyes slowly. There was a plate in front of Puppad. With meatloaf and Mash Potatoes. Puppad flinched when pup felt a paw on pups head. But when pup opened pups eyes again. Pup saw her petting pups head. "Thank you for protecting them." Was all she said before she walked away. Back into the kitchen. Puppad stared at the plate before taking a small bite.

Suddenly. The several hours without eating caught up to them. Puppad blinked at the meatloaf and potatoes were gone.

Puppad awoke the next morning. Something strange on pups paw. When Puppad stood up... Hey! Pup could walk! Puppads tail wagged happily. Puppad was about to make a break for it, Dinner Roll walked down. He stared at pup. "Woah! You're absolutely huge!" Puppad found their amazement at pups size slightly amusing. Dinner Roll ran over "Did you really eat 2 chickens!? I can barely eat a chicken leg!" Puppad slowly nodded. Now growing anxious "Wooah!" The child grabbed a tennis ball from the floor. "I've never had a dog before!" Puppad let out a quiet, gentle bark with a frustrated expression. Pup wasn't just a dog! Dinner Roll looked a bit confused. "Don't like fetch?" Puppad let out a huff as Dinner Roll dropped the ball "Okay! What other games do dogs play? Chase?" Puppad stuck pups bandaged leg out. "Oh right. Your leg." Dinner Roll sat down. "What games do you like?" Puppad wasn't sure how to answer. Puppad didn't really ever have time to play games. Suddenly, Bun walked down the stairs. Eyes widened when he saw Puppad right beside Dinner Roll. Bun ran over. "Roll! Dad said not to go near it!" Puppad resisted the urge to growl at being called an "it" Dinner Roll huffed "It ain't hurting no one!" Bun glared at Puppad "I don't know what you are. But your are a murderer." Before walking away.

English Muffin came down too. Not sparing Puppad a glance. Puppad didn't care too much. Biscuit came down and walked right over to Puppad "Hey, did you eat last night at all?" Puppad nodded. "Oh. What'd you eat?" Puppad wasn't sure how to respond. Pup let out a bark. Biscuit looked confused before his eyes widened "Oh. Are you mute?" Puppad nodded. A smile on pups face. Biscuit smiled "Oh! Alright! One sec!" Biscuit ran off. Returning quickly with a crayon and paper. Dinner Roll followed behind. Biscuit slipped them the paper and crayon. "Okay! What's your name?" Puppad knew how to write to some degree. So Puppad shakily wrote pups name with pups foot. "Puppad? Alright! What pronouns do you use?" Puppad wrote on the paper "pup/pupself". While living on the streets, up until pup was 13 Puppad didn't really use pronouns. But a fellow Dog-like object introduced them to Neo-pronouns. Unfortunately during a snowstorm Puppad lost track of them. "Alright! So... Where's your family...?" Puppad just wrote "Ø" Biscuits gaze softened. "Oh. I'm sorry." Puppad shrugged it off. Puppad was used to not having parents. So people asking didn't really hurt Puppad. Suddenly Bread Loaf called out "Boys! Breakfast!"

Biscuit helped Puppad stand up and walk into the kitchen. When pup walked in English Muffin looked upset "It's not eating with us." Bread Loaf glared at him. "He- She-? They saved your child's life." It was always hard for people to tell Puppads assigned sex at birth since Pup was intersex. This was common with objects with charging ports. English Muffin glared back "I don't care! My house my rules!" Bread Loaf, who was handing him a plate suddenly retracted it. "My cooking my rules. If they don't eat neither do you." Dinner Roll, Biscuit and Bun all gasped. English Muffin left the dinner table angrily.

Bread Loaf slid pup a plate with some Toast with butter and jam, Eggs and Bacon. "Here. Ignore English Muffin." Puppad nodded. Pup felt awkward. Especially since everyone else was silent too. Puppad finished eating decently quickly. So did Dinner Roll who tugged Puppads tail with his 1 arm. "Come on! I wanna show you around the barn!" Biscuit gently pushed him away. "Hey. Pup shouldn't be walking long distances. How about we play Catan ins-" "CATAN!" Dinner Roll ran out of the room. Biscuit laughed at his eagerness before leading Puppad to the living room. "I think you'll like this game!"

A few weeks ed. Puppads leg was getting better! Pup couldn't run for long. But could run decently for a bit.

"DAMN IT!" Puppad had been watching this cool new show on Biscuits iPad called "Unreal Reality" when pup heard English Muffins voice. Puppad sprinted out the door. The sheep broke out of their pin and trampled English Muffin! Puppad ran over full speed. Dragging Muffin out of the way. That leg injury didn't look great. Once English Muffin was far away enough any more sheep couldn't hurt him. Puppad ran to the front of the herd. Barking and yapping to direct them back into their pen. Once they were in. Puppad stood guard at the entrance while Biscuit and Bread Loaf ran over. "Holy cow! Dad! Are you okay!?" He was clenching his leg "Shit. Bread, Call an ambulance. I- It's broken." Bread Loaf called an ambulance. Biscuit looked up at Puppad. Who was staring at English Muffin in concern.

The ambulance came and took English Muffin. During Dinner. Dinner Roll started ranting about how cool Puppad was! Chasing those sheep back into that pen like it was nothing! Puppad felt a tinge of pride.

More time ed. 2 years to be exact. Puppad was 19 now. Puppad had pups own dog house outside. Complete with heating! Puppad finally felt like part of an actual family.

English Muffin had been overworking himself to the point of pain. Plus his leg never fully healed correctly. So Dinner Roll and Bun had been doing more yard work. While English Muffin started helping Bread Loaf inside the house. It made him realize how much stress she was actually under.

But. Puppad and Biscuit. Out of thousands of objects who signed up were 2 of few to be chosen for Another Unreal Reality! Pup loved his family a lot. But Puppad had a chance at pups dream! Pup couldn't it up! Neither could Biscuit.

They were at the airport now. Biscuit leaned against their mom. A sign Puppad had learned was how armless objects showed affection. "Bye mom..." "Bye Hun." English Muffin gave her a hug "Take care." "You too dad." English Muffin gave Puppad a look that simply said "Take care of her." Puppad nodded. Biscuit climbed onto Puppads head. A habit the 2 had formed. "You ready?" Puppad nodded. Taking pups first step into the Airplane. And onto the show.