Messing Around with the NEW Applications (JOKE APP+TRANSLATED APP)

(I was bored sorry don't kill me ;-;)

Uh, hi there! It's Garde. I've decided to take the NEW Applications, and because I'm bored, I'm doing weird things to them or with them (joke apps and translated apps)! Now let's hop on in :-)

want to apply for NEW? go here!

#1: Joke App

oh this will be great

Tell us about yourself~ interests? Hobbies? Likes and dislikes? Anything you seem fitting!

(Don't include age unless you're over 13! Then, only if you want to!)

Hi there :| I love slapping people which makes my your typical cool kid RIGHT?? Well I'm interested in slapping people. I like slapping people and dislike not slapping people.

I saw you said include age if you're under 13, so I'm negative pi years old .-.

Why do you want to the NEW?

Because I'm a cool kid and must be in all of the groups

In your own words, what does the NEW do?

I have no idea FITE ME

What is one strength of yours, and one weakness?

My strength is slapping people, and my weakness is not slapping people

How do you perceive yourself?

I'm a cool kid who deserves to be in Newest Enchantments Willy or whatever the heck NEW stands for

How active are you on AJA? (Screenshot your check-in streak and screenshot your minutes and add them here!)

Why would I need to I'M ON 0/7

How great do you work with others on AJA? Have you been in/are you in any groups here?

I slap others when I work with them

Yes I have but I was demoted from all of them

How do you work under stress and drama?

Under stress I slap people

Under drama I also slap people

How would you react to demotion?

I'd slap everyone in the group until they faint

#NoobRap2

#DewSnap2

#2: Translated App

oh yes :) the apps were translated into Chinese, then French, then Arabic, then German, then Greek, then Spanish, then Japanese, then back to English and now it makes no sense at all XD

You talk to me - profit? Is fun? And repulsions; all is an accessory!

(No including age no, Hello and older.13 rendezvous! So, if you want!)

Okay, I'll talk to you... profit? Well in the future I want to make a profit writing stories I guess. Uh writing stories is fun or I wouldn't want to do it! Repulsions? Well I guess I'm repulsed by mold...

No including age no, Hello and older.13 rendezvous? What the heck does that even mean?!

Why do you want to the news?

Uh, I didn't want to the news... I wanted to the NEW.

In his own words, new What?

New what?

What are the pros and cons I to?

I have no idea what you're good and bad at, I don't even know who you are!

Like me;

???

AJA to your activities? (Residence screenshot minute screenshot permission, and additional! Here)

Uh, on AJA my activities are chatting with my groups and friends, and doing group work I guess...

Residence screenshot minute screenshot permission, and additional! WHAT DO YOU MEAN

How and others work AJA. What kind of group that you / we have here?

Uh, me and others work pretty well here... the NEW is a cool group I guess...

Working methods and drama under the pressure?

Uh, I work well under pressure but I certainly don't cause drama...

How go make you down

I get sad when my dogs are hurt?

#Newapplication2

And yeah, that's basically it!

This was really funny and fun to do, so you can expect more for the future :-)

For now, though, goodbye! Have a great day! <3

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