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Welcome to the KA Farm!

We are a growing farm under the management of a suspicious farmer named Keni who keeps trying to sell us out to the local dragon Kaush.

Some anarchy may be present among farm animals (namely from the goose and chicken named Lucida and possibly other fellow avians).

UPDATE! Swanily Emily and Ducknia are FAKES for the avian rights movement, they would rather sacrifice the chicken into nuggets.

Clearly the only worthy avian ally left is the wise owl. Goose sees owl as chingu.

We have the power of the pope on our side named Pope Ratla. The barn cat of the farm named Soup meow meow is too lazy to catch rats so the pope is safe.

Chickree is not the child of Chicken Lucida btw, and APPARENTLY GOT ADOPTED BY THE DRAGON??? Perhaps she is a future investment of a meal from the dragon's perspective 🫥

A random egg from the dairy aisle also rolled in and turned out to be a dragon's egg. I am scared for this farm. Apparently it is evolving into a baby dragon!!!

The farm's snake is also sussy sus sus because they are cousins with the dragon. Should we trust what sssnakey lu says?

Of note, another farm resident decided to change identities. Is this also evolution or are they a facade? Once a donkey, Emily suddenly became a deer. What science is this?

Other notable residents include a cow named Lotte who can't spell things right and a sheep named Dawn that wants to cook farmer Keni into pizza (slay!).

We also have an angelfish that claims to be safe from the clutches of the dragon but I think the dragon is waterproof so idk, please fact check on that little fishie...

Speaking of water, the farm also has water named Carlos who is very generous to all in sharing his resources.

Zia the fox keeps posting pictures of herself as a fox but the goose thinks she is catfishing because she probably looks more like Swiper the Fox.

Is there any sense of normalcy left for this farm? Maybe, from Buddy the dog! Who could hate a precious doggie :pray: and our lovely fairy rabbit named Tina.

Next up is THE GOAT!!! THE GOAT! Always trust Vitt the goat.

We also have a horse named Apple Jack Lima and alongside her is our pony named Bet.

After what felt like 10 billion years, our farm finally got a pig named Mam! It's not a true farm without a staple farmily member such as a pig!

PS Froggoberry likes to cook... but may cook you. It seems like froggie has it out for the goose, chicken, and dragon (and maybe even the farmer? #pizzaparty).

keni (secretly evil farmer)