ABC Example Post

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Welcome back...It is I...The Softest Satan you’ll ever meet, back today with another example post for you.

Please note, this is not an official entry and will not be counted, it is only here to help you guys out what ideas that you can use!

Please note this post is satire, I just want you guys to have some fun reading it

So...My letter was B!

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So with this I decided to pick butterscotch bars. Why? Because they’re relatively easy to make and they taste really good, almost like a brownie but with butterscotch instead, depending on how you make them.

They make either a good snack or desert and can be comfort food for pretty much anyone out there in need of it. I’m sure you can find healthier alternatives, but who wants that when on lockdown?

Please also note, I’m british so if you want to try these, then you might have to convert the measurements, also this recipe includes nuts, just take them out if you're allergic

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140g of butter + extra to baste the your tin in

2 large eggs

350g of light muscovado sugar

2 tablespoons of vanilla extract

100g of milk chocolate cut into pieces

250g of self raising flour

100g of pecan or macadamia nuts, cut roughly

Icing sugar for later

So these are pretty simple ingredients obviously you can add or take away ingredients that you don't want like the nuts, change the chocolate to white or dark if you don’t like milk chocolate, or such like. Just have fun with it.

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Okay so to start you need to have all the ingredients in front of you, make sure you have clean hands and a clean service, no one wants your grooties all over their food. If it's not, go clean it you “detty pig” - Eric. Yes I used that reference.

Alright then to start:

You want to preheat your oven to 160’C if it's conventional or 180C if it’s gas. If you’re american, then figure it out

Grab your butter and smack it into a bowl, yes all 140g grams and melt that like your gran does on summers day

Take the side piece of butter you left for seconds and grease your tin, whatever size you choose to use so then the batter, when it's made, doesn’t stick

In another bowl crack open your sexy eggs and beat them, with a whisk until thoroughly mixed

Once your butter is melted add that to the bow with your beaten eggs in add the sweet, sweet sugar and the vanilla to hide any mistakes you’ve made

Add in the flour and chocolate + any nuts if you are the spawn of satan. Don’t be spawns of me thanks.

Mix this to a fine batter but don’t over do it, it's not boxing practice

Happy with your result? Gordon Ramsey might not be. Spread that into a tin and whack it into the oven for 25/30 minutes. If you burn it, the fire brigade won’t be happy

Once ready, set on the side to cool for 5 minutes and enjoy. If you cut in it from the middle you belong in a criminal institute

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