The Key to Being a Prep

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Hello, kids, welcome back to yet another Stereo-typical Class of this Fall Semester. It is me, Robert, one of your Editors, here today to teach you the "Key to Being a Prep..."

Please keep in mind that we will be meeting weekly or bi-weekly to discuss different types of Stero-types or how to act upon them. Note that these are STEREO-TYPES and it is not meant to offend anybody.

Anyways, if you may, my star students are welcome in the front of the class while the slackers need to go into the back and just fall asleep. I don't want any of you wasting too much of my air.

Note: This is one of many posts in a series that I would like to post in the matter of the next month or so... depending on how popular it is.

Warning: Acts of Satire and Dry-Humor is laced in the proceeding text. It is notable that some may get triggered and find the context to radiate bad vibes. Keep in mind that this is not a hate-post or a post promoting to act a certain way. It is merely "Just for Kicks". So, please proceed with caution and do not take any of the negative stuff literal.

Biohazard: There will be some cuss words in this post. Most of them are bleeped out. However, you have been warned.

Thanks for the Feature!

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Classroom Syllabus:

- 1.) DO NOT COME TO CLASS PREPARED.

It will give me a reason to f*cking throw a pencil at you for being a rude-*ss bitch for asking for one in the middle of class.

- 2.) KEEP YOUR PHONE OR OTHER ELECTRONICS TURNED ON AND ON YOUR TABLE.

But, I swear, if it goes off, I will kindly take it and ionately slam it onto the ground and hit it with a baseball back that I have conventionally placed behind my desk. Yeah, don't f*ck with me.

- 3.) PLEASE GIVE UP.

Half of you will not be good enough to my class with flying colors.

- 4.) DON'T BE RESPECTFUL.

Tell others what you think. Call them a whore. A slut. Whatever you want. I bet that they think those things about you as well, so it will be okay.

- 5.) DON'T RAISE YOUR HAND.

I do not have time for your bullsh*t. Google it.

- 6.) DON'T LISTEN OR FOLLOW DIRECTIONS.

Please note that I will do the same if you ask me a question that you think is valuable. Honey, it's not.

- 7.) DON'T DO YOUR BEST.

Your daddy was right, you are a fu*king failure.

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Rule #1:

Be an All-Around-Royal-B*tch. If you have that vibe going on, not only will you be known at school for being a B*tch, but others will think of you as a Prep. Fierce and Classy. Sounds like a win, win, if you ask me.

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Rule #2:

Throw money into everyone's face and call them peasants. Not only are you showing everyone that you have money but power. , Preps run the school.

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Rule #3:

Get a brand new car, wreck it, and then have your daddy buy you a new one. Not only will you be showing the world that you are daddy's little whore, but you are also demonstrating the consequences that a Prep has to deal with it. Sugar daddy, who?

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Rule #4:

Mark that you are the "It" Girl. You get what you want, when you want. Even someone's else man because you just loving spearding your legs and STDs.

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Rule #5:

Act like the victim. Stacey: "I don't know why everyone thinks that I am a bitch." Jennifer: "Because you are one, sweetie. But, it is okay, nobody understands."

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Well, that is it today for today's lecture, kids. Please get out of my class. You don't even go here. But, before you go, please leave a like and or comment.

I hope you enjoyed [not].

#curatorreview

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