Loki has decided to go for mocha with Thor after the gym
Loki: I’ve been doing that weight for 30 minutes !!! I need a mocha
Thor: brother go get your mocha then I’ll wait for you outside
Loki: *inside the cafe* kneel!! Give me mocha now!!!
Barista: uh sir you’re suppose to wait in line
Loki: listen here mortal!! I have been sweating in these shoes for 30 minutes straight and I want a mocha
*thor walks in all disappointed*🤦
Thor: what’s wrong brother
*loki uses his magic to control the barista*
Thor: by Odin’s beard , Loki stop it this instant
Loki: not until I get a mocha … *sees himself in a mirror, he lets go of the barista*. What am I doing? I’m a monster
Thor: dude , all this for a mocha
Loki:listen to me brother Thor , after fighting thanos and hela , I’ve been under a lot of stress and I need my mocha *he cries over Thor’s shoulder* :sob:
Barista: does he still need his mocha?
Thor: a small size to go and one beer for me
Loki: *blows his nose from a costumer’s napkin*🤧
A random women: what’s wrong with this dude? Hey isn’t that the dude that took over New York
*Loki rages and controls lifting everyone up at the cafe*
Barista: your mocha is ready :coffee:
Loki: oh yes, thank you *dropping everyone*
He drinks his mocha and a large bifrost appeared to take them home
Barista: he didn’t even pay what a mischief well that escalated quickly
A random dude: dude , no one saids that anymore
Barista rolls his eyes
Woman: I was gonna say that I’m a huge fan and he left
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