★ The Party Is About To Get Started ★

Ballyhoo: Hello and welcome to a very special party! I'm your host, MC Ballyhoo, and this is my cohost Big Top. Say hello, BT!

Big Top: ...

Ballyhoo: Huh, guess my little buddy is speechless from all the fun and excitement we're going to have all day long! But let's continue onwards to our special event!

???: It'll be special for sure...

Ballyhoo: What the? Who is that?

???: This is going to be so much fun...for me :smiling_imp:

(Suddenly, Big Top bursts with dark energy, and the aura quickly consumes Ballyhoo's body, taking full control.)

???: Finally, that jolly personality of his was pretty hard to eradicate. But now that I'm here...

Ztarryhoo: Everything you've ever known is a lie, and every lie ever told is now fact. I'm done pretending life is sunshine and rainbows when I rather soak in the reality of gloom and doom. This is my gift to you, MA. Bathe in my darkness, and let the void consume your essence to the very core of your being. And one more thing...

Ztarryhoo: LET THIS PESSIMISTIC PARTY BEGIN!