𝗠𝗰𝗗𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗱'𝘀 • 𝗛𝗶𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 + 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗠𝗲𝗻𝘂 !!

         Welcome to the new and improved McDonald's!! As of today, myself and Greed are the new owners of the company! This means we are changing a few things up to make your experience at this fast food restaurant even better!! (And better than [REDACTED]).

          As the owners of McDonald's, we have set out to create a fullfilling, generous, hard-working environment, with little to no room of climbing the career ladder, cause you'll only ever need Greed and I to lead you! :) There will be several rule changes on how we run our operation, and I'm sure many of you will get on aboard with these new changes. Such as; the customer is a only right until you deem them an idiot and are free to McSlap em. If they complain, Mckick em out - we don't need their business. We like to see kids cry, so make sure to forget to put their toy in their kiddie meal! You won't be payed enough to give a damn about the customers, but you will be payed enough to work your life away for us :)

    Myself and Greed are both amazing employers with qualifications in McDonald's, which are totally legit! We value our staff, very much so. Definitely. Totally. Look we even have a quote from a fellow employee to show you how good our company is:

Oh! And here's our qualifications that are totally not photoshopped:

         Below you will find how to apply at our esteemed establishment as well as our new menu for those simply stopping by for a spot to eat! Please make sure you are following [guidelines] when interacting with our company!

    

     ~ Do not associate with the 'other' company. They wear the "Y". We will know.

     ~ Can flip a burger. This is very important.

    ~ A degree in McDonald's. (A legit, totally real degree.)

    ~ Always wear the correct uniform.

    ~ W̶i̶l̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ t̶o̶ s̶e̶l̶l̶ y̶o̶u̶ s̶o̶u̶l̶ a̶n̶d̶ f̶i̶r̶s̶t̶b̶o̶r̶n̶ c̶h̶i̶l̶d̶ t̶o̶ u̶s̶.

     ~ Put 'Mc' in front of words in your everyday sentences. You will be a part of our Mcfamily, act like it.

     ~ Show pride in your company by upselling produce, recommending potential employees, giving company suggestions, and j̶o̶i̶n̶ o̶u̶r̶ c̶u̶l̶t̶.

    ~ Satisfaction that you can answer a customer back.

     ~ Free nugget meal for every shift past 12 hours.

     ~ You can take the kiddie toys home, since the kids won't be getting them lol.

    ~ Haunted by our resident Ronald McDonald ghost since we murdered him.

     ~ Get to see kids cry.

     ~ 1 day holiday for every 3 months worked.

     ~ No life insurance. Instead you have McSurance. McDonald's is your life.

    ~ Opportunities to be payed.

    Apply in the comment section below! We need:

         ~ Your Name.

         ~ Whether you can flip a burger or not.

         ~ Your relevant degree.

          ~ Your favourite McDonald's Meal.

~ McBread     ~ Big Boy Burger

~ 20 McNugget Meal ~ Fries

~ 1 McNugget Meal ~ McFlurry

~ McFlurry with Fries ~ McWrap

~ Chicken Burger ~ Single Carrot

~ Greedy McBurger ~ McMonshake

~ Spicey Sprite ~ Flat Coke

~ Fruity Drink ~ Hash Brown

~ Kiddies Meal: burger or nuggets

    Please order below and a member of staff will see to your food. Once your food has been delivered, we'd love it if you could leave us a review/rating!!

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    Reminder guys, this is just some fun! You need to make sure you are following [guidelines]. Please do not actually harass the other fast food restaurants.

     If you have any questions or issues, please head to McDonald's Headquarters! We will be sure, definitely sure, to help (maybe) you out!!

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