Shenanigans In 1-B: Episode 48: why’d i think this was a good idea- Shiketsu Invitational Round One

Now on Wattpad. Literally the whole story so far is up there, I just got out of habit of ing here.

TW: Mild bad language, violence

Word Count: 7907 (excluding Author’ Note ect.)

Time taken: 7 days

Summary: The first round of the new tournament. Don’t worry, no manga spoilers yet.

Author’s Note:

Before things start... I am an omnipotent body that can change the flow of the story if you so much as Go-Gos in my direction, so keep that to yourself. The original characters and base story beats were made by Horikoshi, I’m just relaying things in 1-B and making some changes to spruce things up.

Any correlation between the OCs and something else is a coincidence.

Hopefully you understand this before I piss you off in any way. Let me repeat that. This is my story; I am bored so I wanted to make something for fun, so fuck off if you get annoyed at me because I miss-measured the size of Re:Destro’s nose.

And before I forget, I’m writing this for my friends first so expect a few inside jokes that you won’t get.

So without further ado... I present the forty-seventh episode of Shenanigans In 1-B! WOO!

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A bit of extra little info:

Words within ** is a note made by the individual recounting this story. It’s a fourth wall break.

Words in ^^ are thoughts.

Words in “^^” are in a different language, and so far, it has only been English. They’re in Japan, so they speak Japanese.

A /-/ represents a scene change. The scenes can have a range of lengths.

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A wiki page will be made for most OCs, some are one time or just irrelevant and therefore will not get one.

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Atsuki's on the scene as 1-B invited 1-A over for a change. He was setting up the television with Yosetsu, because they were the most knowledgeable on tech. More accurately, Atsuki was the moral . He was just sat on the sofa strumming his guitar, which he was still learning in some of his spare time. An hour a day.

"Fucking fucks sake. Why does the box never fucking work?!" Yosetsu said in frustration. "There are so many fucking wires back here I don't know what's what!"

"You good?" Atsuki smirked when his peeved friend's head popped over the back of the television stand.

"Yes, I am perfectly fine, I'm just dealing with the fact that no-one thinks to put their consoles with their own tech in their own room and just sticks it in here for everyone to use! Of course I'm not good. What the fuck even is this one?" He showed Atsuki a white rectangular box.

"That's a Wii."

"Who still has a Wii!? It's almost a hundred and forty years old! How does it still work!?"

"Hey, don't slander my Wii!" Fukidashi yelled over at them from the kitchen, he was with Bondo making some amalgamation of drinks. "I asked the course to bring it up to date with things! It can still run the old games!"

"God fucking dammit. Take it to your room! This whole thing starts in twenty minutes, AND I HAVEN'T EVEN FOUND WHICH WIRE THE TELEVISION BOX USES AND I'VE BEEN HERE FOR TEN MINUTES!" Yosetsu yelled to pretty much everyone there.

"What about the karaoke set?" Atsuki went over and began taking out the plugs for the stuff already in the television.

"That can stay. We actually use that. And your console. We also use that too. Everything else is being sent back to where it came from." Welder began getting the spare tech stuff out from the television stand and into the common area.

"Why are people yelling out here?" Shishida came around the corner from the stairs.

"We're trying to get this stuff sorted. Can you help identify whose stuff is whose?" Headband guy asked nicely, "and can you help us find the box set?"

"Sure." Shishida shuffled over and began to sniff the stuff. "Fukidashi-san, Fukidashi-san, Fukidashi-san-"

"These all belong to him?" Atsuki rose an eyebrow.

"Yes."

"Fuck's sake. Fukidashi-kun! Come and take your stuff to your room!" Yosetsu called to him, the short guy came over and picked his old Nintendo consoles up.

"I'll find another place for these. Maybe Kodai-chan would want to play with me." He muttered as he left.

"The rest are an assortment of wire filled tech stuffs. That no-one uses..." Atsuki took a look around the back of the stand.

"Wait, wait wait wait! I finally found it!" Awase pulled out a rectangular box. "Now we have to hope that the subscriptions still work." With that, he plugged it all in with rapid speed and Shishida turned in on. A boxing channel came on, so they knew who the last person to watch something was. "Why am I not surprised that Shoda-kun was the last to use this?"

"Because Reiko and Kamakiri-kun are the others that watch TV, but they do it in her room?" Atsuki pondered slightly, but he knew the answer.

"Shall I gather everyone?" Shishida suggested, pushing his glasses up.

"We've got eighteen more minutes to go. Do it if you want. I'm watching Super Mexican Cluthulu Mecha Godzilla With a Minigun Versus Ultimate Spinjitzu Master Kermit With Machine Seeking Missiles On The Moon And Niel Armstrong Gets Assassinated By An Alt-Right Mechanical Ballerina Being Hunted Down By A Giant Roman Robot Warrior From Before Jesus Christ Was Born 2." Yosetsu threw himself down next to the re-seated Atsuki. Shishida went off to gather them, Bondo didn't have far to go.

"Aw, fuck that film. The first one's better." Atsuki huffed, picking his guitar up again and began strumming away. "^Almost heaven-^"

"No."

"Ok."

"Yo! Are you watching Super Mexican Cluthulu Mecha Godzilla With a Minigun Versus Ultimate Spinjitzu Master Kermit With Machine Seeking Missiles On The Moon And Niel Armstrong Gets Assassinated By An Alt-Right Mechanical Ballerina Being Hunted Down By A Giant Roman Robot Warrior From Before Jesus Christ Was Born 2 without me!?!" Tokage appeared between them, scaring the shit out of both of them. "Count me in!" She flopped down on the other side of Atsuki.

"Pony might want to sit there." He pointed out, hearing the distinct clops of her hooves down the stairs.

"She can sit on us." Came the shrug. On screen, there was the Spinjitzu Master Kermit With Machine Seeking Missles doing a resurrection ritual on a body. Which was almost certainly Neil Armstrong. Atsuki gave a perverted look at that. "Not like that. At least not in public. Jeez, Kouhei-kun."

"Sheesh, okay. Got it. I'll save that for later." He strummed the instrument again. "How did Denki learn this in a month? Shit's hard."

"He had a reason to practice." Bondo pointed out, actually speaking for once.

"True that. I'm just doing it as something else to do." A knock at the dormitory door alerted them.

"I'll get it." Kuroiro said, coming from the stairs. Answering the door, it was 1-A. "They're here." He called to the rest of them in the common area.

"Hello!" Kirishima threw a wave their way and Kuroiro let them in. Sato, Mr Big Lips, was carrying a couch.

"Space, needed." He said in a dumbed down voice. "Where?"

"Hell if we know. Our Class Presidents are halfway across the country." Yosetsu grunted.

"I'm still here." Shoda said, coming down with most of the others that were absent.

"Oh yeah..." Atsuki muttered. "What's the time?"

"Time you get a watch." Setsuna checked hers. "Ten to."

"It's starting now, right? Ribbit." Asui said, a finger on her chin.

"Then let's get watching!" Uraraka suggested, flopping down with the rest of them. Mineta was next to Ibara, which surprised some of them because she voluntarily sat next to him. Pony sat across Tokage and Atsuki as predicted too. Being the keeper of the remote, and because he set it all up, Yosetsu was the one in charge of the remote.

"-HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE FIRST AND HOPEFULLY ANNUAL SHIKETSU NATIONAL INVITATIONAL! I am your host Pork Swineson and I am here with Radio Host, Teacher and Pro Hero, Present Mic!"

"YOOOOO!" The sizeable group of students were looking at a fat man with tusks and their English teacher behind a desk, as if they were sports commentators. Which they now were.

"It's the Fortnite Guy from the Provisional License Exam." Fukidashi stated.

"Wat." The masked Shoji looked to him concerned.

"The event will be starting in ten minutes, and the first round will begin! Let us go through the teams shall we?" Mic-sensei suggested and the visible screen shifted to thirty two images. "We had each team make a photo of themselves doing a team pose. We got some interesting results."

"Anyway, here's Team One." Pork announced, shifting to three U.A. students. One look like a rhinoceros beetle, another looked like a large silver robot and the third was a girl with light grey hair. The beetle was holding one in each hand, while they struck a pose. Their names were displayed. "I'm liking the look of this team, Mic. It matches many similarly styled team compositions. A tank, an attacker and a ."

"Very much so." The screen shifted to the second, then the third. Each team seemed to be getting a tiny run down. No more than fifteen seconds a piece. Team Four was up and Tokoyami was there, alongside his teammates and Dark Shadow. They were in stereotypical ninja poses. Five was Yaoyorozu, a girl with a monocle and a grey and yellow haired boy behind them. He was on fire. Their friend was trying to put him out with an extinguisher and the monocle girl was blurred as she seemed to be fucking sprinting away.

Six was irrelevant. Seven was President Kendo-sama and her two teammates, they were imitating a hamster wheel inside a trio of violent forcefields. Skipping to ten, it was Iida and his allies all doing a different dance. It was videoed too. He was doing his robot dance, the guy in the middle was can-canning and the third guy was doing the Macarena.

"These three were the only ones to realise that they could video themselves." Pork told the watchers.

"Of course." Tetsutetsu nodded understandingly.

Fourteen was up next and there was a bigger celebration to see Komori on screen. She was the biggest upset they'd sent, so they were hoping on her to win. She and her teammates were all doing the Phantom of the Opera face covering pose. *If you don't get it by now, we're skipping the irrelevant ones. And Tsutsumi. She doesn't deserve it, but we're on limited time.* Twenty happened and it was the first of the two Big Three , Amajiki.

Kaikiban was twenty-five, as was Hado. They and their third member had matching bracelets and were holding them up together and meeting in the middle. Atsuki lost his shit when he saw his sister on screen at twenty eight. But that was about it.

"Who thought it was a good idea to put thirty-two, fifteen second summaries back to back?" Present Mic spoke.

"Probably the same person that's allowed this to happen." Pork responded. "To quickly surmise the rules before we begin in literally a minute. 'Ahem'. Every round is a three on three style, destroy the opposing side's goal. The teams are randomised though year and school, and they can't take anything in but the provided outfits and their Quirks. Also they're allowed to harm each other, but not to go overboard. Good? Good. The first teams up are Teams Seven and Thirty. Good luck to them all."

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"So we just need to defend the point?" The black haired boy asked, looking up to the two meter skeleton who was taking his shirt off. The two teams were at the ready.

"Yup. The best way to do that is to make sure they can't attack it." He nodded.

"Lorde-san, are you sure attacking all out is the right call?" Uchū asked concerned.

"Absolutely. I don't have anything to fear, I can regrow bones." He cracked his knuckles. "Create a portal when you're ready."

"When we're told to."

"Alright! The first fight in the Shiketsu National Invitationals is about to go down. Team Seven versus Team Thirty. Ready? Begin!" Pork's voice called down to them. A blue cloud appeared and showed through to a second visible point, right down to the other team. Smog poured out from Lorde's bones and new bones shot through the portal.

"Defence or offence?" Itsuka asked her comrades.

"Evasion." The blocky guy said, his entire body began to shift down into a motorcycle. "Can either of you drive a motorbike?"

"Yup." Itsuka nodded getting on and grasping the handlebars. "Which part of you is the seat...?"

"That would be my back." Came the reply, his face was at the front, like a badge of sorts. The third member picked up their point, since they were allowed to move it.

"Can I hold onto you?" He asked her politely. "So I don't fall off?"

"Yeah, sure." She nodded. He got onto the back half of the seat and wrapped a hand around her waist, the other was holding onto the point; which was an oval-shaped rock.

"Alright, losers. Clip in. Wait, I don't have a seatbelt on me. Hold on!" Their vehicular teammates, Rotor was what he introduced himself as, instructed. Something revved and they set off quickly. Behind them, a collapse of bones stuck into where they had been.

"That was close!" Itsuka announced.

"Too close. A portal is always annoying to deal with." The third team member swiped a hand against the air. A violet forcefield blocked another set of bones. "And they're tracking us."

"Perfect." Rotor revved, "want to take this into 'manual', Kendo-chan?"

"Sure." She tightened her grip on the handlebars and twisted them, getting a rev, and a cry of protest.

"I know it's tempting to do that, but you just gave me a Chinese burn on both arms. And cut the gas!" A blue cloud formed in front of them and they drove through it. A hoard of bones were directed their way on the other side and struck into the forcefield. A pair of new portals were created, one above, another below. Someone dropped through the top one, and with an attack speed almost unseeable to them, struck Rotor's exposed front tire, flipping him forwards. The person fell through the other portal within the next moment. "Hang on!" Before Itsuka and her teammate were sent crashing into the floor at however fast they were going, Rotor reconstructed himself back to humanoid, with crane-like arms.

Catching them, he felt a disturbance behind him and something slashed along his back; he let his allies go with a yell.

"I'll be taking that rock now." The tall skeleton said, his bone fingers had extended into long claws; a portal open behind him. Team Seven's objective had been dropped onto the floor in the kerfuffle, and Lorde's other arm smoked before numerous bones lanced out at it. Itsuka used her hands as a propulsion device and got to the rock just before the bones and punched them away. "Interesting."

"Bones aren't a trouble for me. One of my closest friends is fond of them." She smirked, her hands at the ready.

"Is that so? Well then..." Lorde lowered his head slightly, and two blood red eyes shone from within the overshadowed skull. "Think you've trained enough?" His jaw unhinged itself and a thick smog spewed out onto the floor and through the air.

"Kendo-chan!" Teammate three said worriedly as bones formed from every angle at her.

"Centrifugal Chopper!" She announced, twisting her feet and jumping towards Lorde, her outstretched hands were enlarged and snapping the bones. "Take our rock and go!"

"Got it!" Rotor shot his hand off and retrieved their treasure, handing it off to Number Three. A tearing sound got their attention and Itsuka had barely dodged a lance, cutting through the shoulder of her shirt. She continued to fend off her senior's relentless attacks whilst he watched her teammates move away, Rotor shifting himself into a handglider and soaring away with Number Three and the rock. The created bones stopped suddenly and then redirected themselves at the leaving .

Smashing through all of the bones, Itsuka punched Nito in the ribs. They shattered and she continued on into his spine. It held fast and his ribs smogged back together, locking her in. Smog formed completely around her and sharp bones slashed across her, trapping her.

"That's one." Lorde announced.

"Alright!" Came a girl's voice. "Your turn!"

"Got it." Came a second boys. The smog died down and Itsuka saw that she wasn't alone with Lorde anymore. His two teammates, the white haired, Ushū and a black haired boy. "I'll make sure she won't be able to assist." The boy's body completely relaxed and he whipped his arm outwards at frightening speed, slapping her across the face and rendering Itsuka dazed and on the edge of consciousness. The bones linked together and trapped her in a rectangular cage.

"Ushū-san?" Lorde looked to her expectantly.

"Yes." She put her hand out and a blue cloud formed and streamlined into a ring. They saw the two other of Team Seven flying away. "Be quick, they can attack back through this."

"Bones, please." Black hair held out a hand, getting small, disc-like bones in return. Relaxing again, his arm flung that shit at his impressive speed. The small bones turned into dangerous projectiles from the speed and pelted their enemies' rock. It cracked.

"Allow me." Ushū's eyes glowed the same blue as her clouds and the rock matched it. Telekinetically grabbing it, she held it in place while its transport didn't realise. Bringing it through the portal, relaxed guy took a martial arts stance and swiped his arms out into the rock, reducing it to rubble with ease.

"And that is a wrap to the first battle!" Present Mic announced.

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"Itsuka..." Setsuna scrunched her brow at seeing her friend get brutally slapped up.

"Damn, no mercy, huh?" Kaminari scratched the back of his head while they watched on.

"This whole thing's been built up to be kind of violent. I guess this is just how it is with the upper years. Especially our second years. They're crazy." Shoda stated to them. Mic and Pork were speaking on screen while they set up the next match.

"Next up is Komori-chan." Kuroiro said quietly, looking forward to watching her a lot.

"Careful, I can feel the fanboy from here." Asui said back to him, he went dark red and surprised.

"W-what do you mean? I'm just trying to a friend is all! Yes! That's right! She's my friend!" Kuroiro said in rapid protest, becoming the least edgy they'd seen him as he spouted off transparent lies.

"I didn't give him liquor this time, he's just tired." Kouhei smirked at his black classmate's excuses, playing with Pony's hoof.

"He has undeniable romantic feelings towards her. Let's leave it at that." Ibara said her piece, just as the screen went back to the field and the next fight was up.

"They got that done quickly." Kirishima said.

"They probably have someone who can clean up quickly on site. Without Bakugo-kun on hand everyday at the moment, we might need someone like that." Sero stretched.

"Are the three of them with Endevour today?" Setsuna asked.

"Yup." Uraraka nodded.

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"Hey, Komori-chan, come here a second." Prince Juuigen gestured, their team was up and readying for their fight. He balled his fist and a rock was drawn up from the floor. "We're allowed to plan before we start correct?"

"That's what we've been told." Their glasses wearing third member said, sitting on a barrel and fiddling with his hands. Kinoko skipped over to her senior and looked up at him.

"You need something?"

"Can you delay your mushroom spores growing?" He asked, patting the boulder, a very faint black aura appeared around it.

"Not really. The spores kind of go everywhere and pop up when they touch something. Or someone." She gestured with a hand as she spoke, and three small mushrooms popped up on the rock.

"I see." Juuigen looked at the mushroom that had appeared on his finger. "Maybe try and control them someway. Create a neural network with them, as their Mother."

"Like mycelium?"

"Exactly."

"I can try!" Kinoko said with enthusiasm.

"What's the plan then?" Their number three asked. "Attack or defence."

"That is a good question. But the only things we all know of each other is word of mouth information." The prince got onto the rock and looked over the plain that they were on. It was a six hundred meter circle surrounded by a stone wall. "So keeping our own skills concealed will be advantageous. You were not publicised much, Komori-chan. And Goro-kun is a barrel wielding enigma. But I'm known throughout the country. So I'll be the one working this round. Does that sound alright with the pair of you?"

"Sure! It means we can save our energy for next round!" The little mushroom girl bounced.

"Good."

"Are all contestants ready? We don't care if you are, begin!" Present Mic announced. Juuigen brought his arm back and a dark ball formed in his hand.

"Graviton Pitch!" He threw the ball and it seemed to slow for a minute before it sped up drastically, leaving a large trail of dust as it carved through the air and kicked up the ground.

"Isn't that dangerous?" Goro asked tiredly, taking his glasses off.

"Not to people. It only affects non-living things. The after-effect of it through... might hurt a bit." The princely man hopped down from the rock and Pork spoke.

"In an impressive feat of strength, Team Fourteen wins just moments after the start of the fight!"

"You hit their rock from here?" Goro asked curiously.

"Of course. I took note of where they were headed and positioned them to where we are. Now we're through without any hassle." Juuigen led his teammates off the pitch.

"That was amazing whatever the case!" Kinoko said in amazement. "I might have to add a character like you in my manga!"

"You make manga?"

"Mhm! I've started it as a hobby."

"Having a hobby is always good."

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*There's not going to be frequent cuts back to the other students. There's like, six or seven more fights left in this chapter.*

Round Three came and went with no important characters taking part. Fourth up was Natama Housei, Hann-Dee and the unnamed beetle guy from 2-A. The round began and Natama took aim down the wide open space.

"These lanes are my sorta specialty. Now they just need to show themselves." She stated.

"IS IT NECESSARY FOR YOU TO BE ON MY SHOULDER TO DO THIS?" Andy asked her.

"Of course. I'm only five-three and you're however tall." Her left gatling arm began to rotate quickly. "I just have to follow Tsutsumi-chan and your instructions on my bullet management and I'll be fine.

"INDEED. AND WITH OUR BEETLE-BASED FRIEND ALREADY GETTING AWAY WITH OUR ROCK, WE CAN FOCUS ON GETTING THEIRS." Andy's arms whirred across his body and offered a seat for Natama to sit in, she took it. "IS TATSUMA-KUN DOING ALRIGHT? HE STOPPED COMING TO OUR TRAINING SESSIONS."

"He's fine, I think. We've hit a rocky patch though, I took this for some space." The grey haired girl tightened her arm, acting as the trigger to fire her weapon. She'd sighted her enemy, they took cover, but she'd clipped a chip off of their rock.

"I UNDERSTAND. I WILL NOT ASK ANYMORE."

"Thanks." She stopped shooting, something began to sail through the air and Andy braced himself, tanking it to the chest. It was a ball of glass.

"BE CAREFUL WHERE YOU STEP."

"If I need to get down." Natama smirked, kicking his side. "Now, get in the Hann." The robotic student began to run, and was gaining speed. She put her twin gatling arms on either one of his shoulder and span them quickly.

"BE CAREFUL OF YOUR WEIGHT LOSS. I WILL GIVE YOU SOME OF MY FOOD LATER IF YOU OVERDO IT." Andy advised her.

"That's just giving me more incentive!" Andy jumped over a trench in the floor and Natama aimed her guns at the enemy, they were foolish enough to keep their rock with them instead of delegating one person and splitting up. They were gunned down indiscriminately by the girl with apparent boyfriend troubles.

"DID YOU SET THEM TO 'STUN'?"

"Obviously. I'm not about to commit homicide." She patted his shiny, bald, chrome head.

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The wooly U.A. third year won match five with her defence oriented team of wool, hardening and barricades. And next to the stage was Iida and his team. One was a groovy guy with square patterned skin and the other was green and had a large mouth, smelling quite sweet.

"I can tell you're a speedster." Groovy said, striking a swag pose and using two finger guns to point at him.

"Indeed, I am." 1-A's Class President nodded.

"Nice. Think you can get me to the enemy? We can ditch the rock here." He said exaggeratedly.

"And leave our opponents open to attack it?! It is an unwise move to do such a thing!" Iida hit him with the 'boi' hand.

"That's precisely why the three of us are going to get to them before they get to us. We speed in with your Quirk, lower their senses with your aroma, then they HAVE to dance with me! Sound like a plan?" Groovy hit a shuffle.

"Not at all! Do you believe that I can carry you both that quickly to them? Not to mention that neither of you have elaborated on your Quirks to me, though it is clear that you know each other!"

"He lures, I dance."

"...dancing as in a literal sense?"

"Yeah, man! I love to groove! Try it with me sometime."

"Don't. Losing a dance-off against him is not cool." Flytrap guy said, just the act of him opening his mouth brought forth a sickly sweet smell that made Iida feel slightly dizzy.

"Round Six! Begin!" Pork said out of nowhere.

"What's the plan!" Iida said in a panicked voice, his allies grouping with him.

"You know it already. Just run!" Groovy said with a smirk.

"Aaaaarrrrgggghhh! Okay!" Iida took a breath, realising that their not thought-through plan was the only way they were getting through it. He grabbed the backs of their shirts and took off. "RECIPRICO BURST!" They sped across the plains faster than they realised and were on top of the opposing team quickly. "Your-turn!" He let go off his 'friends' and they set to work as he skied along the grass.

"Have a whiff!" Flytrap breathed out a pink substance. The three enemies became dizzy as it all happened too quickly.

"Nice job, the pair of you! Now, observe a master of his craft!" Groovy hit the ground running and slid towards them. Doing the cool, kick off from the ground get up, he hit a pose. Then he started doing some moves.

"^Ooh child, things are gonna get easier. Ooh child, thing's'll get brighter... someday yeah. We'll walk in the rays of a beautiful sun. Someday when the hills are much brighter.^" The already dizzy and confused people stared on in concern.

"What are you doing?" The blue one asked.

"Dance-off bros me and you." He swished his body and extended a hand to Flytrap, who rigorously shook his head. "Take that back."

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?"

"I'm distracting you, you big turd blossom."

"Stop quoting old movies." Another said, their body moving in rhythm. In fact, all of the enemies were dancing with him.

"Well, I am distracting you."

"And you're doing a very good job at it." Blue guy nodded while dancing.

"Hey, Iida-kun, end it!" Groovy yelled out. The sound of a revving engine gave away that Iida was moving fast and a blue blur sped past them, knocking down the dancing trio. The rock was the shattered with a kick.

"I refuse to believe that that worked." Iida said slowing down.

"The 'Dance-Off' method works every time."

"Unfortunately." Flytrap yawned, spewing his dizzy mist all over the place.

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Rounds Seven and Eight were unimportant to the story, and were skipped. Yeah. We're on a schedule.

Round Nine has Jessie in it, so we're covering it.

"So far most of the previous rounds has been over quite quickly. That's due in part to the unpredictability of the first round. They want things done quickly so that the later rounds have more card hidden." She said to her allies as they proceeded to their rock.

"So are we doing the same thing?" The lion-styled boy asked.

"No. Creating a strategy that holds us back by not allowing the use of one or more of our Quirks puts us at a disadvantage."

"I see. But we're a snake that eats everything, a lion and a the embodiment of lightning. I think it's fairly plain to see what we can do." The serpentine boy stated, the three of them were all second years from their respective schools, Shietsu West, U.A. and Ketsubutsu Academy.

"Then there's no issue with going all out." Energy began to crackle across her body and jagged lines appeared in the floor with every footstep.

"No problem here." Lion said with his arms folded, his mane waving in the wind.

"Heh. Neither." Serpent agreed.

"Then the pair of you attack head first and I'll offer ."

"Why do you get to be the ?" Snake asked, sounding somewhat nasty.

"Because I'm the strongest out of the three of us, and it would waste my energy fighting early." The half-Australian said informatively.

"I'd heard the rumours of that. I'd quite like to see if they're true." Lion said neutrally.

"When we're in the next round you'll see more." She stretched, they'd stopped and the speakers began to blare.

"On five you start. Five!" Present Mic yelled. Lion and Snake hurried off while Jessie floated to the sky to overlook things. She saw her enemies making their way around the circular arena with their rock. Forming electrons into her hand, it formed an arrow and she pulled her arm back as if she were about to fire it. And she did. The projectile had immense speed by way of being made up of electrical energy and guided her allies to where the enemies were. She didn't know her own strength and there was a burst of energy where the arrow landed.

"Whoops." A roar echoed through the field as her teammates charged them down, she set up some floating ballistae and rained fire down upon them all; hopefully hitting the rock. Their own one was floating beside her cloaked in her electron field. Flying was probably cheap against grounded foes, but that was all part of the event. It didn't take long for the announcers to being the round to an end in their favour.

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Round Ten, irrelevant.

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Round Eleven was about to begin and Team Twenty-Six were discussing their plan.

"We shouldn't be too lenient." Yo Shindo from Ketsubutsu Academy said to his team. "I've got some intel on them."

"As do I." A graceful woman said, a hand on her chin and donning the outfit of Seiai Academy. "One is a member of U.A.'s elite Big Three, another is shooting for that level and the third is the Princess Of Shiketsu West."

"So we're outgunned?" Yo rose an eyebrow. "But a good strategy shouldn't hurt."

"I shall create a snow drift and you push it into the air for a smokescreen." She suggested.

"Hello? I'm here too?" Their third member spoke up.

"Yeah yeah. Got it. So, anyway; it sounds like a good plan. We'll go from there." The 'pretty boy' agreed.

"Round Eleven will begin imminently. Like now!" Pork said charismatically.

"Let's go!" Shindo said, they prepared their Quirks but something crashed behind them.

"Well, that was easy." The enemy with prismatic hair and eyes was stood on the destroyed rock. A book was floating beside him.

"And we have a new record for time to win!" Present Mic announced.

"Wat?" The third member asked confused.

"Rules state that preparation begin the moment both teams reach their goal. There's no rule saying you have to stay there." Prism Guy said with a smirk.

"God fucking dammit." Shindo hissed under his breath.

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Round Twelve came about and my regret for making this is starting to appear. Writing this many fight scenes back to back is not fun. So Tokoyami and Onikage won their fight through the power of darkness and the evil that lay dormant within them that they use for the good of society. Round Thirteen had Tsutsumi in it, and she was sick in the escalator down to the field. Neat. She won though.

Fourteen is finally up, and now we have Arc relevant characters again! Not fodder!

"Ladies. I need fire, just a spark is fine." Vandham said to his two female allies.

"For your Quirk?" Intelli cocked her head.

"Yup. We've seen that the moment we prepare, is the moment the fight really begins. Give me a spark and I'll end it." He said with confidence. Yaoyorozu was rolling her outfit's arms and legs up, and the shirt up to just below her bust. "I haven't started warming things up yet."

"This is necessary for usage of my Quirk. And also, what happened to your way of speaking? You've become a lot less crude."

"Think I lay off words when victory's on the line? Not a chance." Her arm crackled and sparkled before a lighter came out, Vandham picked it up. Intelli was crouched on the ground watching a kettle pot that Yaoyorozu had made just prior to their conversation.

"Could I get this heated?" She asked him.

"Sure." He clicked the lighter on and the flame flew to underneath the kettle.

"You have my gratitude. Hopefully this gets done quickly."

"Why be pressed for time?" Vandham clicked the lighter off then on again. The flame heating the kettle remained alive. "Providence Archfire Barrier!" The spare flame flew a small distance away from them and dropped into the floor, igniting the grass. It drew a circle around them and he clawed his hand and thrust it up. The flames grew enormously, blocking sight from all angles.

"An impressive move in the prep stage, better make sure there's no more surprises like that. Begin!" Pork announced.

"That might work to keep them out, but it also keeps us in!" Yaoyorozu pointed out a pretty big flaw.

"Maybe, but the sooner we get that tea and whatever items, the better. Otherwise I'll get impatient." Vandham looked to the kettle as it began to scream. "Better gulp that down.

"Boiling hot?!" Intelli looked horrified at the prospect of searing her throat.

"Drop an ice cube or something. I'm lowering the barrier now, so make up your mind quickly!" The firewall lifted from the ground and balled together above them. "Providence Flare!" He thrust his hand out and the giant ball of fire approached the ground and seared it. "Followed with, Providence Buster!" The ball thinned out into a pillar of flame, and fell forwards; pluming in that direction and scorching the land. "Hopefully I didn't hit them with that."

"What would impress Genyu-kun more?!" Intelli asked Yaoyorozu hastily, looking as if she were about to pick up a boiling kettle.

"Here's a cup and a glove." Her ally created them. "Be sensible. And don't continue down that path please."

"Right." She put the glove on and poured a cup. "Forgive me, me."

She closed her eyes and downed the cup in a second, wincing as the hot fluid trickled down her throat; some also dripped onto her chest. Instantly she saw golden text in her mind palace and assortment of information presented itself rapidly.

The opposing Quirks were 'Tracking', 'Coal' and 'Foam'. She took Rengoku's violent, relentless and extraordinary personality into for an offensive and Yaoyorozu's versatility for a defence and . She herself wasn't much of a fighter, only having basic knowledge of combat, so she pinned the physical work on Rengoku. They would provide him fire to fight with, whilst also using tools to deal with the knowledge that at least one of the opponents is resistant to fire, but Rengoku looked physically strong as well. Their rock would go with them, as it would be safest by their side; they would drape it in a shock-absorbent material to lessen impacts, not that their enemy could deal that big of an attack, the rock was fragile however to make up for it. Her 'Golden Ratio' appeared in her mind after a while.

Reopening her eyes, she placed the cup down and sighed.

"I have a plan." She said.

"That was quick!" Vandham commented, using a provided set of binoculars. "And also, um... your chest's uh... wet." He discreetly nudged his head to the stain turning the material translucent. He was polite enough to turn away.

"Why is my shirt white?" Intelli murmured. "Here's the plan."

*One explanation later...*

"Got it." Vandham said, bringing his fists together. "Let's go!" Beginning to run without waiting for them, he set up a flame increasing in size along the floor beside him. The two girls followed close after, a cloth over their floating rock and were leading it with a sturdy rope. Yaoyorozu had been kind enough to give Intelli a cloak to hide her revealed cleavage. Their enemies were seen, also seemingly charging in head first. "Heh. Looks like the sooty one's mine! Ladies!" Their boisterous, self appointed leader looked back at them.

"Got it." Creati began to crack and sparkle. What looked like guns came from her. Both of the ladies took one.

"C'mere!" He yelled, flames surrounding him and his fists. The coal met him head on.

"You control fire, that won't work against me!" The opponent said.

"Won't it?" Vandham drew his fist back and punched him hard. The surrounding flames hardened somewhat and chained him up. "'Cos it seems to me you're complacent against fire s!" He began wailing punches on his chained up opponent.

"Allow me to assist!" Yaoyorozu aimed her taser at the opponent.

"That seems a bit harsh!" They two boys went in sync, but it didn't stop her ally from backing off so she could taze. There was a buzzing sound as the two wires zapped the coal guy. Another opponent came in and blasted them with cold foam to try and help his friend, but Intelli's plan betted on that happening. Which in turn was the cue for their strategist to appear with her own taser and zap the newcomer. The offensive tactics and versatile Quirks used against the enemies brought two of them down quickly, leaving for the hunt of either the opposing rock or the last opponent.

The rock was sighted first and Vandham decided that the residue fire would be enough and shot it at it. The rocks were overall petty weak to everything, so it blew away slowly as the spinning flames engulfed it.

"And time!" Pork announced.

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Back in the stands Kaikiban was nodding, satisfied by the outcome.

"We're up next, 'Little Bro Yuyu'. Hado was getting up, and he began to do the same.

"Call me 'Genyu'." He said, taking his shirt off to air out; getting strange looks.

"You're not taking that into battle, are you?" Komori turned around at the muttering, holding her hand out to take the shirt. He handed it off. "And the sports bra?"

"Yeah," he unclipped it and gave it away. "It only restricts me; thanks, Komori-chan."

"No prob. I'm not Setsuna either, I won't fondle your D cup bra." He gave a thumbs up to her in appreciation.

"Why do you wear that stuff if you can make your own clothes?" Hado asked curiously as they left the stands, Katameru met with them and rose an eyebrow at Kai's bare chest but spoke nothing of it. The elevator down was occupied, so they stood waiting for a few moments. "You didn't answer my question, Yuyu."

"I don't have an answer." He said calmly, a ding sounded and the doors opened. The previous winning team was there and saw them.

"Congrats on your win!" Hado said immediately and with abundant joy.

"Thanks, Senpai." Yaoyorozu said, taken slightly off guard at the enthusiasm. The fire controlling guy saw Kaikiban and went over with purpose.

"You! You're Moroshi's brother, yeah?" He pointed at him.

"Are you another Shiketsu person that hates me?"

"Ouch, no. I'm guessing you've met Kaizou-senpai. Yeah, she hates Moroshi. And any Genyu really. But her Quirk's a sweet girl. Then name's Rengoku Vandham! I'm mates with your brother." He held a fist out to bump. "We're in the same bracket, so I can't wait to fight you!"

"And I you." Kai took the fistbump. The girls watched on.

"I will never get boys." The monocle wearing one said, her robe was unwrapped for a singular reason. ^Go on. Look at me.^

"I can blow dry your shirt for you after this match." He offered, going to the elevator. "Wearing wet clothes leads to hypothermia."

"And you aren't wearing a shirt." Katameru stated, getting in beside him.

"Let's talk more when we finish up, okay?" Hado smiled, also getting in. The door closed and they were going down.

"Intelli-san's looking at you with intentions." The Seiai girl looked to Kai.

"What kind?"

"The same intentions that got her a harem."

"The fuck is a harem?" The girls looked to him like he was stupid.

"You don't know?" Hado asked, the lift opened to the field and they walked out. Their rock was on a pedestal for them to reach.

"I've heard it tossed around and said it in the right contexts." He said defiantly, he didn't know everything even else others thought he did for some reason.

"It means a group of women centring around and adoring a singular man." Hado explained.

"Intelli-chan is a man?" Kaikiban asked, now even more confused.

^This guy is dense.^ Katameru realised. "No, she's got breasts and a vagina. I've seen them."

"Are you part of her harem?"

"No."

"Then why?"

"...Group showers."

"Yeah, that makes sense." They made it to the rock. "The others should be reaching theirs. That gives us a minute. What do we know?"

"Senasuta Mekarota. She controls plants." Katameru began. "She likes to use grapples."

"Coco Icaru's the bird guy. He's smart like a crow." Hado chimed in.

"And that leaves the hairy one. Moroshi says he's called 'Mora' and his hair extends." Kaikiban informed them. "So two grapplers and a . Could be tricky. Let's just blast them away."

"You got it!" Hado took aim in their direction and floated up on a pair of spiralling energies. "I'll fire when you tell me when!"

"Okay." Kaikiban put his hands and head to the ground and felt out with hyper-sensitive vibration receivers. "Around four hundred meters northwest from here."

"That's kinda far. I'll have to ramp up even more." She looked down to him.

"I'll protect the crystal." Their third member suggested.

"Good idea." Hado gave a thumbs up.

"A minute has ed, ready? GO!!!!!" Present Mic yelled.

"Output Charge Fifty! Max Output! Nejire Storm!" She twisted her hands and fired off an enormous blast of power, compensating the somewhat slow moving energy with more power. The grass across the floor in the targeted area all shifted before growing spontaneously into tall, thick clumps; offering protection to the enemy.

^If it's grass they use, I'll burn it down.^ "Incineration Seeds." Kaikiban grew a hole into his palms and steam propelled seeds shot out of them. They blew into flames after a delay and ignited the grass.

"Why burn it? It doesn't help the environment." Katameru deadpanned. "Stand back." She stretched her arm out and a long blade was formed out of white crystal. "Benevolent Cleaver." She swiped it across the growing and coiling greenery. The grass was all sent upwards, still on fire.

"How much does that weigh?" Hado asked, keeping an eye out on the field. The low cut grass was regrowing at a quick pace, and from a far distance from their opponents. "She has a lot of range on her Quirk."

"It doesn't weigh a lot. Half a kilogram at the most?"

"Interesting. But it doesn't get us anywhere." Kaikiban said sullenly, steam grew out from his balled fist and a bone spear formed. The head ignited into purple flames. "We need to be more precise." He took a running start and after ten meters, threw the spear with an enormous force. "Three hundred and ninety meters. That should have hit them."

"Smart kid." Hado nodded, using some of her energy to pick up their stone and bring it to her. "Let's get moving, just in case." She flew off at a moderate pace. The other two followed, Katameru with her twelve meter cleaver looked somewhat comical.

The grass continued to grow at an unnatural pace and the effected area began to expand. Before long, the three of them were engulfed in over head height grass. Hado flew further up and couldn't see the floor through the dense foliage. Thank the rock was still with her.

"CAW CAW!" Something screamed and a large black bird came flying up at her from the grass. She floated back to avoid it and claws missed her and the rock.

Below them, the grass was cut in a single circular sweep by Katameru and Kaikiban followed it up with a large blast of steam. It caused an updraft and surrounded Coco.

"Mean." Hado pouted, flying above him and aimed. "Buh bye!" The point blank attack wasn't something easily dodged with such a wide area of effect, so Bird Feet was blasted down into the grass; turning back into a human.

"One down." Seiai girl said, cleaving more grass.

"My guess is that they wanted to distract us and then break our rock. It didn't work." Proteus said evenly, feeling the ground again. "One hundred meters east from here."

"I don't want to sound negative," Big Sis said down to them, the grass continued to grow. "But the grass everywhere has grown to this size."

"They're secluded within the blades then? Easy." Steam came from Kai's nose and he inhaled. "I smell cinnamon. A lot of cinnamon."

"That's my perfume." Hado giggled.

"It's strong..." he drawled, his mind going elsewhere. "And really nostalgic."

"Aww." She coo'd.

"Reminds me of home." He smiled slightly. "Could you fly a bit higher?"

"Yup!"

"Thanks. Now then..." Kaikiban inhaled the air deeply. "Found them, again. One at three o'clock and one at two o'clock. Ninety meters."

"Two and three..." Nejire-chan took aim with both hands and they began to glow. "Tell me when."

"I'll provide some protection for our rock!" Meru offered, the rock floated down to her. A wall of crystal was formed in the direction of their enemies.

"Now." He stated.

"Output Charge Thirty! Max Output! Nejire Burst!" She announced, blasting two lots of the attack in that direction. The very tall grass was all uprooted as the spiralling energy tore the ground up. No announcement was given to that so it was safe to assume she missed at the worst case scenario. "Again?"

"Yeah-" Kaikiban was about to respond, before the grass surrounding him all wrapped around him. Katameru found herself in a similar situation. Very long and thick locks of hair grew out and up to Hado from elsewhere in the grass. "They duped their location it seems." He steamed slightly before the bonds burnt away.

More began to wrap him up and something burst from the ground nearby. A girl with faded white hair was stood on a giant root, another poised to strike.

^How annoying.^ "Ultimate Transformation: Abaddon." The Shifting Hero: Proteus bit his hand.

Just as the root was about to level the rock, a large fist caught it easily. A ten meter, green giant stood in his place.

"Not... so... fast." He boomed, steam violently blasted from his arm as a storm of sharp bones pelted the enemy. "Imitation Series: Rin Kamakiri." A burst of energy happened beside him as Hado freed herself and shot Mora somewhere in the brush.

"With the destruction of the opposing team's rock, Team Twenty-Five are victorious!" Mic yelled.

"Hooray!" Big Sis Hado Senpai celebrated.