”Te Calmas O Te Calmo”

-Said every Mexican mom ever

🇲🇽Meet AloneTraveler!🇲🇽

He’s your typical everyday Mexican mom!

He likes:

-beating selozar with his chancla

-cooking

-saving plastic bags

-cleaning

-fabuloso

-VapoRub

-using the oven as storage space

-going to church on Sunday’s

-never itting he’s wrong

He doesn’t like:

-people saying ”que” instead of ”mande”

-people saying that their not hungry (he hates wasting food)

-people not doing their chores

-BURNING THE FRIJOLES

-finding an empty milk carton in the fridge

-people leaving all the lights on

-forgetting to take the meat out of the freezer

-trying to get sympathy for something that was clearly your fault. Like falling?