Fanfiction: If Peach Was Donald Trump's Daughter (Part 1 of 9)

Meanwhile in the Mushroom Kingdom at the Royal Castle. Princess Toadstool is preparing to leave to visit her father at the White House as he has become the president, a role Peach wants to help him master.

Peach: Hey guys are you all ready?!?

Toadsworth: Princess, I think we should look outside, Bowser hasn't come in ages, he may strike us when we have our guard down!

Peach: Oh don't speak non........

*LARGE EXPLOSION HAPPENS!!! DESTROYING HALF THE CASTLE*

Toadsworth: OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH SHIT!!!! RUN BITCH RUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!

Peach: Oh you're fucking kidding me. Fuck it! Mario, Luigi!!! Come with me.

Throws Mario and Luigi down a pipe that's in the middle of the sunshine patterned rug right below the staircase. Peach then jumps in and the pipe closes....

Meanwhile, At The White House

Donald Trump: Where is she?!? She's meant to be here by now!!!

(Peach walks through door with Mario and Luigi)

Peach: Hey Father!!!!

Donald Trump: Hello, I see you've brought yourself a couple of children! (Looks at Mario and Luigi)

Mario leaps onto the desk out of anger....

Mario: What are doing you big orange!!!

Donald Trump: I knew it, you're bringing in Mexican babies aren't you... (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Peach: No cut it out!!! These are people who've saved me time and time again from Bowser!!!

D.T: How long have you been dealing with this Bowser?!?

Peach: 33 years.....

D.T: Peach..... WE HAVE AN ARMY, THE BEST MILITARY IN THE WORLD AND YOU HAVE NOT CALLED US ONCE!!! NOT ONCE AND LEFT IT TO 2 PLUMBERS FROM FUCKING BROOKLYN TO SAVE YOU!?! UNBELIEVABLE!!! Is this fake news?!?

Peach: no father....... I thought it would be too dangerous, they have magic.

D.T: Magic, that's fake news, lemme tell em that!!!

Unknown Voice: KEHEKEHEEEEE!!!!

Mario: Uh oh!!! It's Kamek!!!

Kamek fires laser towards Trump

Peach: Dad nooooooo!!!!!

Pushes Trump out of the way and gets hit by the beam.... The room is filled with smoke until an evil laughter could be heard...

Mario and D.T: PEACH!!!!

???: Don't call me PEACH!!!! I am Bowsette, future queen of this planet you call Earth!!!

D.T then gets an erection, he tries to hide it with a contract...

Bowsette: EW, OH GROSS!!! OH HOW I DESPISE THE TWO OF YOU!!!

Bowsette then jumps into Bowser's clowncopter and smooches him..... Mario then gets 3000% more pissed as the machine flies away....

D.T: Now what?!? My daughter is gone, my military is in danger and maybe even the entire fucken world, I'm screwed!!!

Mario: No, notta yet!

Mario: Don't you have a high-tech super computer you can track them down from?!?

Donald Trump: OF COURSE!!! THE SUPER COMPUTER!!! I'M A GENIUS!!!

After one last "Let'sa go!!!" from Mario, our heroes begin their journey around the world to track them down. What will happen next?!? Find out next time!!!

So what do you think so far, any improvements or story beats you can think of for the next chapters?!? Let me know down below, I'm hoping on making this a 6-9 (Ha-ha ur so funny) parter series. Have a great day!!!! :grin: :v:

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