Guide to a 100% For Glory Winrate

Hello smash amino!

As a competitive smasher, there are a lot of things we care about.

Like this mode conveniently put in smash 4 by Mashed Potatoes Samurai.

No wait, that's the mode no one cares about.

Here's the one we all know and love

Now, if you were an expert at the game like me, you would be winning every single game on For Glory, AKA having a 100% For Glory Winrate.

HOWEVER

I understand that most people out there aren't as skilled (or as handsome) as I am, so I've put together a guide that will help you get those wins online.

DISCLAIMER: This guide is 100% guaranteed to work unless it doesn't

Table of Contents

I. Selecting a player tag

II. Choosing a character

III. In-game play style

IV. Post-game strategies

I. Selecting a player tag

This step is often overlooked by people, and those people are making a grave mistake. The player tag is an essential tool in winning every single game on For Glory, and I will be teaching you how to utilise it to its maximum potential.

Now there are different kinds of player tags, and they can be found in a little tier list that I made just for this, located below.

C Tier:

People who don't even have a tag to begin with, they use the default "Player One" tag, use the Wii Remote, and don't know how to press the grab button (srsly tho, how do you grab with the Wii Remote? Someone tell me).

Anyways, people like these are scrubs at the game and need to git gud. Don't be like these people, you were smart enough to click on this blog, you should be better than them.

B Tier:

Self-centred people who use real names like "John" and "Cyrus", or people who use names of the characters they're using, like that one Fox player who uses the tag "FOX" (jk i luv Larry). But well, no one wants to know your name, no one cares about you, if you're doing this to motivate yourself then use a tag like "TheLegend27" or something. Memes will always be more motivational than a name, and that's a fact.

A Tier:

Moving on to the better tags, people in this tier use cool-sounding names like pu55ydestryer, pen15god or XIFL ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). By having an A Tier player tag, your opponent will respect you for having such a good taste in nicknames, leading to an automatic starting advantage. Also, it is scientifically proven that using XIFL as a tag gets exactly 69% more wins (hence why I put a lenny face).

S Tier:

The best of the best, these tags dominate the scene. Consisting of direct insults to you, your mom and your dog, S Tier tags strike fear into the eyes of your opponents, leading to symptoms such as heart attack, organ failure or picking Little Mac. A great example of a S Tier tag would be "IfckedUrMom". This insults not only your mom, but also your dog (since it's referring to a female dog). And it also technically insults you directly, since being a child of the above insulted person would make you a SOAB.

If you aren't getting those free wins even with a S Tier tag, then you should start picking a good character. Please proceed to the next section.

II. Choosing a character

Smash 4 contains a lot of characters, 55 to be exact (unless you're poor like me and can't afford the DLC). However, not all of them are good. People will tell you that characters like Cloud, Rosalina and Sheik dominate the tier lists, but I disagree, since Cloud is clearly an emo, Rosalina is a little bitch and Sheik is a dude.

Below you will find the true broken characters of smash 4, and by picking them for every match you will completely destroy any For Glory opponent ever.

Little Mac:

Oh, were you expecting Little Mac? Well I expected that you were gonna be expecting Little Mac, so I'm not going to put Little Mac here since I expected you to be expecting me to talk about Little Mac.

Ganondorf:

The King of Evil is the one true god of smash 4. He can hit you 3 times, and you're already at kill percent. No wait, you're at kill percent the moment the match begins. Ganondorf destroys little bitches such as Rosalina and Bayonetta, since they can't handle his manliness. Pick Ganondorf. This is a public service announcement from XIFL.

Captain Falcon:

HA! Fooled you again. You thought I was going to put Captain Falcon on here, but I'm sorry to say, this list only accepts broken and overpowered characters, and since I recently read an amazing blog about "Falcon is NOT Broken", he's not going to be on this list.

Obvious self-promotion

Ness:

This little kid is amazing, he can shoot fire and electricity using his mind for crying out loud, who else in smash can do that? (Expecting a lot of Lucas comments) Also, he's a kid, but he can use his backwards football fling to KO people at as early as 70%. If that's anything, that's strength at a completely different level.

By the way, he has nice feet

Mii Fighters:

Now I hear literally no one saying: "XIFL! You can't use Miis on For Glory, you dumbass!" Yes, I know, but that's the main point. If you find a way to hack the Miis to be playable on For Glory, the opponent will think that you're part of the Illuminati and instantly SD in fear. Ikr? Completely viable and foolproof.

If, for some reason, you STILL aren't winning every match on For Glory, then perhaps you need to tweak your play style a bit.

III. In-game play style

I will be covering techniques on Ganondorf and Ness. Not the Miis though, since if you do somehow get the Miis to be playable on For Glory, the opponent will 100% SD, making a guide on how to play them unnecessary.

Ganondorf:

Playing the King of Evil is rather simple really, all you have to do is imagine yourself as Masahiro Sakurai himself. You lure the smash community into a false sense of security, then hit them in the face with the weirdest balance changes and mechanics ever (cough Greninja).

In this case, the smash community is your dip shit opponent and the balance changes are obliterating their anal cavities.

These moves should be utilised to their fullest:

-the attack button

-the special button

-the attack button combined with directional inputs

-the special button combined with directional inputs

-the attack button in the air

-the attack button combined with directional inputs in the air

-the dpad

-the c-stick

You're welcome in advance

Ness:

So you wanna know how to play Ness? Basically you run around using the PK red lightning bolt shaped thing. Then, when it hits, you use it again. Keep spamming it until when they reach around 100%, then you grab them, hit them with your head twice (it has to be twice, that guarantees the kill), and use your backwards football toss to send them to the stratosphere.

Don't forget to taunt twice

If you want to mix it up a little, you can also use the purple electric sperm thing to hit yourself. This can kill the opponent at 40% or so. Who knew sperms were this powerful?

IV. Post-game strategies

So you've won the game, but you're not satisfied yet, you want to make your opponent as salty as possible, to further increase your chances of winning the next game.

There is one simple way of doing so, that will make them forfeit my nigga, unplug yo controller dawg, or make themselves a Kira cam worthy highlight.

Changing your tag duh

Change your tag to something that mocks the opponent, such as:

-3salty5me?

-usukdihk

-fixurnet

-diebich

-gitgud

Most people on For Glory are 8 year old kids, so they will break down and cry upon seeing this, making your next match with them another guaranteed win.

Well that's the end of this guide. I hope you really learnt something here, and I wish you good luck in achieving that 100% For Glory Winrate.

PS. This guide does not protect against STDs, AIDs, HIVs, and LMNOPs. If you have ever experienced explosive diarrhoea, vomiting, cramping, or even death, your curator because this guide may not be right for you

~XIFL