Ike's Tier Placement, Nintendo App, and More- SASpIke's AMA

This is where I answer all the questions no one asked for. I know this blog was highly anticipated so without further ado let's get on with the blog.

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Alright first question from Anonymous Reddit :

Why do you worship a lame character that only centers around one move in Smash?

Well in order to main Ike you first have to remove the soul part of yourself. Neutral air is a fun move that only the greatest of players can truly understand. Its a sword swing that swipes around Ike's entire body and combos into anything including McDonalds French fries.

With all that extra grease you are allowed to vs slick and slip in another nair instead of an actual followup and just casually wait until they catch on then you do something like fair or bair. Then eventually after reaching high percent go fishing for up air moreso than Isabelle does to recover to ledge.

Ike is a simple character for a simple person with a simple brain with Simply Lemonade. He is Mr. Fundamentals and you can't spell fundamentals without the "fun." Therefore, I have proven Ike is a fun character who just coincidentally happens to remove your soul. No big deal.

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Question from 4chanleaker:

Who is the next Character in Smash?

Funky Kong because Nintendo intentionally left him out of Mariokart games after Wii since he was too overpowered. But if he were to be added into Smash, he would be balanced because theres nothing better that the Snash development team would rather be doing. Case Closed.

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Question from Joe M. AMA

If Ike were not in any Smash game, who would you most likely main right now?

Not gonna lie I would probably main Rob cause its not like I have him as my other main character at the moment. Rob you get a cool gyro and laser and a spinning move you get to torture the opponent with and kill early. His burner bottom is a part of all of his hype moves such as back air, nair, and down air. You also get to flap your arms while you recover because nothing is better than failing hopelessly as your opponent sends you away from stage again hoping you run out of fuel before making it back.

If not Rob I would main Lucas. Lucas is a fun character especially since down throw to fair is still a true combo. PK freeze now actually functions and is the new witch time as you watch your opponent fly across stage helplessly into the blast zone. It puts Snake mains to shame when they use their missle to gimp recoveries.

I guess the last option maybe would be Tink. With Tink you get to argue all day about Tink being equal to Yink instead of focusing on the fact that Pikachu just ate your brownies.

So overall, if Ike weren't in the game, I would main the Zink Mini Splatling and play Splatoon 2 competitively because hecc Smash without Ike. Any Smash game without a weeb swordfighter is a bad game in my opinion. At least in Splatoon you get to pretend to carry your lousy team of 4 and then blame everyone else when you lose and have the worst results.

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Question from Sword:

What inspired you to make this blog?

Personally I'm not sure. Maybe it was my love for Smash Ultimate, since its a pretty good game. I mean, pfft, if I never made this blog no one would ask questions to me so why not make one myself? You gotta appreciate the game that gave us Sans and Ness. Even then its a first that Ike won a major so I think thats inspiration enough for a blog.

I would say that some blog on Smash Amino by an Amino inspired me, but most people aren't that inspirational to me. I think the idea just came to me as a spur of the moment kind of thing. I like pie.

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Question from A Thief:

Best way to lab?

Best way to lab is to mix 2 characters in squad strike and see what chemical equation you get. For example, if you mix Mario and Peach you get a love potion. If you mix Ike and Rob you become a true gamer. If you mix Bayo and Cloud you get the number 4.

Another way to lab is to find any move in Ultimate that has tons of end lag and try and combo it with any move with high start up. Eventually if you practice linking the 2 moves together, they will appear to start to string faster and faster until they become a combo. Trust me, it works. Its only an illusion that its too slow.

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Question from A. Nother Thief:

What Annoys me the Most in Smash?

Probably one thing that annoys me the most is Ganom up tilt. Its so bad even a Puff could hold sheild in front of it for 20 seconds and she would still have all her stocks left by the end of the match. People will tell you this doesnt work but it always works for me on Great Cave Offensive so it must work everywhere.

Another annoying thing is Arsene. They might as well give Arsene its own character selection spot because dang Arsene too good for Joker. Arsene puts Joker to shame. Like just give Ike a persona so that way Ike is top 1. Might as well since Joker exists. I don't see any reason not to.

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Question from Jothiefse:

How far do you want your Smash career to go?

I want to win Evo with Puff. And I will. Many of you will doubt me including myself but one day I will be onstage alongside the greats including FG Mac, QP Joker, and MKLeo. Puff is a top tier y'all just don't know it yet. She is so good she puts Arsene to shame. Have you tried her up throw to rest combo. It's true and can beat some of the best Fox players in the world. Like dang why doesn't Light pick up Puff since his Fox doesn't seem to work too well.

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Question from the Smash Amino comment section:

Where did you learn to get bad opinions from?

It all started when I was a young Smash player. It was a few years and at the time I had discovered what competitive Smash was. So I decided to look up the Youtube channel of this guy named ZeRo to see what Smash was all about and I saw this video about his own Smash tier list. So I clicked on this video about his personal tier list and spent the next hour taking notes to create my own tier list. When all said and done I had created the best Smash 4 tier list known to man with Ike top 10 and Bayo the worst in the game.

These bad opinions evolved into even worse opinions after seeing the horror that is Esam tier list. You can never trust them Pika mains, those sneaky rats will tell you anything but the truth. So anyways back to my tire list:

So at S tier we have Good Year

A tier has Michelin

B tier has Fire Stone

C tier has Warioware

F tier has uhhhhh Bridgestone

**This tire list is not based on fact or opinion.

See, I got bad opinions because of ZeRo and Esam. But call me Billy Mays because wait, there's more!

After my continuous years of research with Salem, my opinions went even further down the drain to the point where Dr. Mario couldn't even exist on the tier list because who knows why. And thats the story of my bad opinions.

Ike top 5 btw

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Question from Esam:

What do you think of the Ike-Pikachu Matchup

Ike wins 60-40 solid. While Pikachu is one of the worst characters in a smash game for one of the first times, he is no match for the range of Ike's nair. Pika struggles to edgeguard Ike because Pika cant knock Ike offstage since Ike is too heavy which makes the battle all the more uphill. Ike has a big sword that can reach a tiny rat, but the tiny rat cannot reach the bi Ike therefore making it a bad matchup.

Wanna know a fact? Pika is bottom 5. Yeah, I said it. Whatcha gonna do about it? Tell me pika is not bottom 5? Let's be honest Pika will forever be bottom 5 no matter how many fake facts you imagine.

What was that you say?

Esam won a major?

That must be bracket luck no Pika could ever win a major. Bottom 5 characters will always be bottom 5 no matter how you slice it.

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Tom Brady asks:

What inspired you to play Smash?

Back in the day, believe it or not, I was a young lad. I used to ride this big yellow thing called a school bus. It used to take me from home to school and back to home again. On this big yellow bus I had a friend who convinced me to play Smash. To this day, I have fallen in love with Smash.

I first got Smash on the Nintendo Wii in the form of Brawl after many hours of Mariokart Wii. This game Brawl first convinced me that Mariokart Wii was not the only game I needed to play on Wii so I expanded my game library to many games that all coincidentally had Mario in the title. Don't know why.

Anywho, after playing Outerspace Missionary for the first time I realized that Brawl was a good game unlike Tr4sh which was just a sad excuse to replace my precious Brawl. At least Sakurai did justice to Brawl and replaced 4 with Ultimate which was a great idea. I'm glad Sakurai is the creator of Smash for that reason alone.

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The cool people on Amino asked:

Will you ever do something important as a leader?

Nope.

Who is your Smash Waifu? [IF YOU HAVENT MADE IT PAST CHAPTER 12 IN THREE HOUSES DONT LOOK]

So my answer is very complex for this one. Since we all know that there are several Fire Emblem characters in Smash, Fire Emblem Characters are allowed for this question. But that narrows it down to like the 15 Fire Emblem games that exist. Since I've only played 3 of them that narrows the list to 3 since it would be unfair to say my waifu is from a game I never played.

The 3 games are: Awakening, Fates, and Three Houses. Since my 3ds is broken that narrowz the list down to Three Houses. The best Smash waifu lies within Three Houses. We have to take a look at each house to find out who is best waifu overall. So from the Blue Lions, Mercedes seems to be the best waifu because she is nice and understanding. From the Golden Deer we have Marianne whose blood compels her to be quiet though she should talk more since she is so sweet. Lastly we have the Black Eagles more specifically Bernadetta or more specifically Bernie. She screams and jumps at everything but is also shy and locks herself in her room because of her troubled past. I don't think this competition is too hard, obviously Bernadetta is the Smash waifu.

So in conclusion, Bernadetta best waifu in Smash and anyone who says otherwise is wrong. Thank you for your understanding.

PS: We already know that ny husbando would be Ike so I didn't include the question since obvious is obvious.

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Next question from Malvina420420:

How often do you use the screenshot sharing on the online smash app and would you be willing to rate some of my smash photos?

I rarely use it when I'm bored and have nothing better to do in life and in Smash. Sometimes people get pretty cool screenshots not gonna lie, but obviously its not something that interests me on the daily. Most screenshots are pretty weird or just glorifying everyone's mains because they can't actually get a real clip of them playing good.

And as for your Smash photos, nah they probably are too much for me to handle. I prefer photos from non bot sources. Bots can sometimes send scary links that I have to ban and I don't want that. We don't want cursed images of Mario floating around Amino.

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Beefy Ike Main asks:

Jose, why do you still main Tink over Ike?

The question seems misdirected at Jose, but nonetheless I'll still answer it.

Jose is too much of a Splattershot Jr. player at heart which is why he throws so many bombs in 1 match. They can combo into other moves which is basically the equivalent of getting another ink armor. The only difference is that Tink mains aren't as cool.

Want Jose to be a cooler leader? Make him main Ike and Smash Amino can finally become cooler like it was always meant to be. Since petitions aren't enough to convince him we must bribe him with years supply of food to make sure he becomes cooler overall. If he still refuses to comply leave an oreo on his doorstep everyday until he decides to play the character he was always meant to play. Jose if you are reading this you have been warned.

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Last question coming in from SASpIke:

Did you have your sense of humor surgically removed?

Why in fact, yes, I had it removed earlier this week after I laughed at an Alois dad joke. Yes I it it. I am unfunny. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

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In conclusion, I like starting paragraphs with in conclusion, and I love Brawl because its the best game in the Smash series and no one can convince me otherwise. There you have it Super Smash Brothers Ultimate players for the Nintendo Switch paired with Joycons who created an on Amino for complete quality content and moveset blogs.

**Not all stories told in this blog are true.