Is smash bros ultimate a fighting game or party game? We shall see pops off in meantime

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Hello U are dumb. With that fact out of the way let us jump into this very controversial topic.

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Is smash bros ultimate a fighting game? Nope. Party game? To put it simply, YUP

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Well to start things off, let us just know what a fighting and party game is and the differences between them are before going forward. A fighting game is a video game genre where two or more goofy stinky lookin ugly ass bozos sit down to fight another through the screens in a close quarters match to end the health bar and humbly achieve the prize money or at the very least bop some knee caps.

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Which is very much different to a party game. A party game I'd say is the complete opposite of a fighting game in of intellectual properties, design, and function. In fighting games, you are fighting the player themselves as opposed a party game where U are fighting the game, in a sense that you don't have full control over your own actions thanks to the randomized luck factor that makes up the main gimic of most party games. And, most important of all, party games are easy and SHOULD be fun but most often then not causes tears and shattered bones from my hand. Going forward, when I say party games I will be referring to Mario party because frankly it is THE most hype one and can U really tell me other ones NOPE of course not fool.

Well U may be asking how in the seven seas is ultimate a party game now before U punch through ur screen in rage hear me outskies okay dude tf stop MAN T DAWG CHILL I SAID T

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In fighting games, there are usually strengths and weaknesses of each fighter and frankly each fighter has their own unique fundamentals for the brawling, for our first example, we shall discuss the option to approach. What this mean?? WELL it is me approaching U for the beatdown later today so pull up.

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NOW in traditional fighters there are many ways to approach in a general sense, but for the most part each fighter has different options depending on the playstyle. In Street fighter, Chun li for example runs up at U and starts abusing right away meanwhile someone like M.Bison requires more brain power like baiting out the opponent. Then there's guilty gear that has a roster of such diverse playstyles that each character is a brain technique. Even the smash games from smash 64 up to brawl/project m had unique ways to approach. But sometimes things change, and by change I mean BECOME PARTY GAMES.

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And in smash ultimate well all U must do is run in and neutral air attack and if it doesn't work well do it again and it it does work well U know what to do.

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The saddest part is that this is the truest shit U have ever read as ur eyeballs open to see truth. Even in my favorite game Mario combat U have a multitude of options to approach the koopa. If someone says otherwise then they are simply false and? Whats that the people say? Yup public hanging for foolishness. It is a sad pill that many people will refuse to swallow because it will ruin their experience but these people so dumb I suggest we let them carry on in their fantasy fighting game and leave the real fellas like us to play Mario combat.

Agree?

THEN IN MARIO Party there is no unique way to approach because simply there isnt a need to. All I have ti do it hit that dice, it takes as much skill as pressing a button in the air. And, like pressing one button in the air, U do not need to think I'm Mario party when U hit that dice, U only need to hope. Hmm.. same with how U only need to hope that nair will hit the opponent..... very interesting............

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Next up? Yup combos. Combos or strings are what truly define a fighting game from any other genre of video game! Because well um there is quite a lot that goes into a good combo like flow, mindgames, reading, and throwing hands to name a few. There is just something cultivating about combos that draw people's attention, unlike a loser playing Mario kart and snaking like a cheating goofy loser. Sorry for abuse.... bad day......

Luckily for smash ultimate there are combos..... If U don't realize that they ALL THE SAME combos. Each character has their own unique cookie combo, truly makes me sick at this foolish display. Are we just being used for Miyamoto mindgames? Only time will tell. Suffice to say, ultimate alteast tries to be a fighting game to trick an entire audience of competitive people which honestly is sick but unexpected at this point. Agree? Ya U do.

Now for Mario party the only possible things that could constitute as combos would be winning mini games consistently, or the amount of punches U will face by the rage induced opponent. See! Ultimate and Mario party aren't too dissimilar U are starting to realize.

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Now I think that should cover the technicalities, because well they speak for themselves. They both have the same level of techs anyway (NONE YOOO)

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They both even have mindgames, and things that make U enraged at stupid SHEEEIIIIITT. So case closed yet again.

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Typically party games are simple because simplicity is an easy and effective tool to bring in as many people in the market as possible. I know I brag (humbly) to my friends at how good I am at mario party minigames and well if they don't immediately beat me up pop a few bones and throw some hands, they are atleast annoyed at my immense mario party minigame skill. Point Is, as long as you throw in a few attributes to the game that require some level of skill, then that will create a false sense of improvement and soon to be accomplishment that will keep them coming back for more, to always sharpen themselves and find improvements as I did with the minigames.

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After all if the game is too easy and lacks not even a single brain to play then not only are U a goofy chungus dumbass but also the game is simply and hypothetically not fun to play. So, mix in some of these mechanics to an already easy game and BOOM, perfect party game. Doesn't matter how much a player needs to feel like they improve, the slightest amount will most often then not work.

Next up, a fighting game, as mentioned before, obviously has a roster. A roster of diverse characters, interesting ones at That, is needed for a successful fighting game. Even if you have 6 fighters, as long as they feel fresh and unique then the game should have a long running lifespan. Ultimate has a spectacular 75 characters, yet the real catchphrase is everyone is the same. Slams fist against wall because of stupid nair OML THERE ARE MORE MOVES U KNOW... sorry lost my composure there. So, with that in mind we can see the similarities with Mario party and smash. Lots of different characters, yet next to nothing really changes.

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Which seems to colorate with Mario party in the sense that it has significantly less characters yet next to nothing changes to matter with who U choose. Can't find that in fightings games! I show U proof of this legal statement down below with these official tier lists.

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Hmmmm alright see how horrible this is. Truly a useless system bout to throw some hands

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Why? Why even bother anymore feel like ending the blog right now stupid ass smash community can't even take itself seriously enough to make real tire list. Truly a group of, well what comes to mind, homunculuses. Anyone else enraged? Slams bottle near U

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See? Both of these games offer tier lists but these are simply an illusion because at the end of the day, all it boils down to is luck for both of these games and U cannot rank luck. me as we laugh at these complete hooligans wasting their time. All this really serves as is to alienate people from each other..... Reggie truly was a sick twisted man back when he worked for the evil corporation. Truly disgusting behavior yet I commend such a man to still be sane after all he has done, an inspirational stoic man I sadly yet humbly it. U agree? Of course. NOW next topic

A group of fellas!

An audience is needed for a fighting game to work. It like me and brews, they need each other to.. ....func....tion.... breaks down screaming at wall as the tears keep coming for roughly minutes at a time

Nearly every game has an audience, yet fighting games go a step beyond, creating heroes and villains to hype up the crowd. Honestly in my opinion THAT IS DUMB AF but it bring the hype to the people so I cannot deny how effect it is.

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So dumn right? YUP

Now, fighting games are unique that they have this sort of superficial dynamic. You can't really see this work quite the same for different games like LOSER SPLATOON or HORRIBLE POKEMON.

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Same goes for a party game because well everyone playing is already a villain and it just isn't an atmosphere for that kind of game. You starting to see smash ultimates true party game nature? Ever since brawl, nintendo has wanted to create a more beginner friendly, casual experience to its game. I cannot blame them, because not only is smash fun that way, but it brings in more customers if the game is easier. You can see it in brawls floaty gameplay, removal of a lot of tech, and tripping. Next was smash 4, which removed even more tech like chain grabbing and other SHIT U SEARCH UP that part if U want okay. And how could we forgot the much more defensive playstyle of smash 4, which is an easier way to play compared to an aggressive one. Objections? Either jail or hanging for U.

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And now here we are at ultimate. The game that brings in both the competitive and casual thanks to the blended mechanics. BUT REAL TALK IT SUCKS SO BAD. Why U ask? Well on one hand everyone is faster, including attacks and movement. U may think yooo this hype ganon is fast now but compared to all the other fast characters U still stuck behind with loser ganon.

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Then on the other hand U have the buffer system, the weird FAKE dash dancing, and the auto short hop attack function. AND do not forget the horrible choice to stop wall techs after a certain percent. These don't sound very comeptive do they! What else makes easy functions to a game? Yup party games. This is the blend of mechanics I meantioned above that feel like a mess, Nintendo is so greedy they tried to combine both of their audiences in which case the slogan is everyone IS FOOLS for falling for the sick mindgames of Sakurai yet again. Well maybe today U will finally see the error of your thinking and play this game with new knowledge that ultimate is a party game.

Also when I said fighting games had close quarters combat? Interesting statement U say? Hmm.. interesting response.. BECAUSE THERE IS NO CLOSE QUARTERS COMBAT IN PARTY GAMES unless it an all our brawl with U and ur fellas or U and the bottle......

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U still confused? OKAY here U go in dumb fool in smash U ARENT EVEN CLOSE for all the fighters they all far away playing like a loser throwing whatever projectile item they have.... oops I mean "defensive playstyle" which basically means I cannot play a fighting game properly so let me be a goofy ass. Sorry for the abusive truthful words okay but it had to be done. So now U See? Players just seem to be forgetting that they are pretending ultimate is a fighting game but honestly I do not fault them due to the rise of lower attention span fellas. So I may tune out to what ur goofy ass is saying to me but sadly..... I cannot tune out to this immense sadness at uncaught hands...... stares at bff ceiling

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And in Mario party, U also aren't in the face of the opponent. In fact that option is completely taken away from U, because the distance does not matter. What does matter is the impied mindgames and heavy tolls your actions make. One miss step can lead to U losing everything, much like ultimate if U PLAY THE GAME YOOOOOOO

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So U finally see how false smash ultimate is? All the technicalities and the superstitious qualities alike? I'd daresay they are from the same branch but different tree as the saying goes.

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But is it truly Nintendo's fault for tricking us? Maybe "trick" isnt the right word and :GOOFY ASS" is. Well Nintendo always stated smash is a party game so perhaps not. Perhaps the people, in foolish denial, retitled ultimate as a fighting game for their own morals or justification.... or perhaps they would go insane if they realized they played a party game competitively... who truly knows my man, that will be another mystery only the scientists of the future will have better luck solving.

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So what did U learn today. U discovered the truth about smash ultimate and finally the puzzle pieces click together as U see the party game nature of this game, as your mind unravels to insanity at refusing to except this reality. I humbly laugh at your anguish as old man goes back to the bottles sipping them on the daily while playing party game.

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