Smash (Rap)

Smash (Yeah!)

Smash (Yeah!)

I like to play Super Smash (Yeah!)

Smash (Yeah!)

Smash (Yeah!)

I like Super Smash Flash (Yeah!)

Super Smash Flash (Baby it's the best)

Super Smash Flash (While I'm fucking your ex)

Super Smash Flash (Baby it's the GOAT)

Super Smash Flash (I'm fucking a goat)

[Badass bassdrop plays]

Bitches call me out cus I'm playin this shit

Call me your daddy cus I'm playin for it

The pussy I get? Yeah it's tight as shit

If only my tiny dick fit in it

Call me Count Dracula cus I'm suckin my bros

While I'm killin at 30 as I Super Smash those

You talkin to me? Bitch watch yo'self

I main DK in Melee cus I lack mental healf

[Super hot and erotic voice moans for 4 minutes straight]

Smash (Yeah!)

Smash (Yeah!)

I like to play Super Smash (Yeah!)

Smash (Yeah!)

Smash (Yeah!)

My momma got super smashed by a car in front of my face (Yeah!)

Afterwards I spiralled into a major depression, which lasted my entire high school life. In college I met some friends and started my addiction to Ketamine. While my girlfriend fucked her dad in front of my eyes, I was busy discovering gravity. (It had already been discovered, but damn could that girl hit it doe). Now I'm 46 and I chew iron nails for a good time (Yeah!)

[Really fucking cool ending with fireworks but you can't see them since it's a song, so instead you hear them and imagine the coolest ones you can]