The culprit revealed! #OperationJose

Happy Halloween again. I hope you're not going trick-or-treating because you're probably a teenager who is reading this, but hope you're still dres. I dressed up as Anthony Fantano this year because I finally got the proper gear. I know that's important. Today I'm going to tell you who I think, no, I know kidnapped Jose. Let's look at the facts

THE FACTS

okay so first the big clue is on a blog about Peach. Now Jose has gone on record, which I do not have at this particular moment so I can't prove it, but it's still evidence, to say that he likes peach. Now there's more clues, or as I like to call it, the facts, but they're all red herrings. There's only one fact we need, and it's thissun here. There's an infamous here that is very anti peach. And that's why I believe that the culprit is peach sucks

This may come to a shock to you, but let's look at the facts!

THE FACTS

The first clue here laid out was about peach, and the first clue is ALWAYS the most important one, so that's a good clue. The next is that why did peach sucks suddenly become so inactive?

SO NO ONE WOULD POINT FINGERS

And why would someone make a whole that is just anti one character that was active for so long? Peach sucks is the culprit, case closed...... But wait, something doesn't add up.

Yup, it was me all along. Cue the dramatic music

So how could it be me? Let's look at the facts

THE FACTS

Tonight's main theme was red herring. As it turns out, peach sucks is actually my alt that I created to trick people that it was someone that nobody even questioned. It's like a double condom. As it turns out, I kidnapped Jose so I would take over as the new leader of the Smash Amino.

So yeah Jose is dead, see you later, I'm going to take the best shit in the game.