The DEFINITIVE What Your Smash Main Says About You

This one ain't copypasted from Scottfalco, so there's that I guess. I seriously cannot thing of an intro. Shoot. Let's just go.

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Mario:

You're a classic gamer and want a good job and stable relationship.

DK:

You might be a bit simple, but you have one heck of a singing voice.

Link:

Ranged person who likes the outdoors. Either has a dense garden or has a job as a ranger.

Samus:

Techno-geek who will be one of the spared after the robot takeover of 2040.

Dark Samus:

Samus but with E D G E

Yoshi:

Probably loves riding. Maybe you should take a break from Smash and race the Kentucky Derby.

Kirby:

Either a young kid, Hammer slamming, Rock-dropping, Final Cutting spammer, or is the kind of person who laughter with gritted teeth at Uganda Knuckles and that shiz.

Fox:

Melee veteran who can't accept Fox isn't that good. GIVE IT UP ALREADY!

Pikachu:

Will inevitably become a Pokemon fan if they aren't already. If they held on since 64, just give in already.

Luigi:

Mario but more shy and feels third-wheely, but has plenty of people who like them.

Ness:

You played Earthbound or you didn't.

Captain Falcon:

May be a guy who actually played F-Zero or wants to spam out his battle quickly. However, F-Zero music will be played at his funeral entirely. Whether on not you want it.

Jigglypuff:

OH GOD PLZ NO

Peach:

Probably fantasizes about being kidnapped. Will also probably arrange for it go happen too. Also mains females.

Daisy:

Will jam out to the majority of playlists. Is probably more tomboyish than any other female main.

Bowser:

More of a cunning brute on the outside, but is actually very good at helping with feelings and is/will be a good parent.

Ice Climbers:

Probably loves the cold. Will always do multiplayer. Only does World of Light when their Internet is out.

Sheik:

A sneaky person who normally just observes the conversation rather than participate.

Zelda:

Either was always a Zelda fan or just uses here because of the new anime design.

Dr. Mario:

Mario but wants a job at a doctor's office.

Pichu:

Either a #PichuCult member or just likes the cute things in life.

Falco:

A kickbutt birdbrain.

Marth:

A tryhard. Plain and simple. Has to be dragged kicking and screaming into playing casuals.

Lucina:

Marth, but more hygienic and more willing to play casual. Is destined for greatness if their father plays Chrom. Even more so if their boyfriend/girlfriend mains Robin.

Young Link:

Link main but more tryhard

Ganondorf:

Your DNA is in an experiment to create the perfect Ganondorf main. But Project G is frozen so rest easy. For now.

Mewtwo:

The most silent of enigmas.

Roy:

Top tier Fire Emblo. Willing to just play, less tryhard than Marth and Chroms.

Chrom:

More competitive than a Roy player, less tryhard than a Marth player. Is fated for excellence if they have a daughter that mains Lucina. Probably is friends with a Robin player.

Mr. Game and Watch:

Good at literally everything. Except gaining weight for some reason. Can't see why.

Meta Knight:

E D G E

Pit:

A memer. Just a straight up memer.

Dark Pit:

Hahahahahahahahahahahah a Dark Pit main? Heheheh... What, your 4 real? Uh...... Edgier Pit.

Zero Suit Samus:

Almost undoubtedly an avid hunter. Is a feminist.

Wario:

A tubby, greedy, unhygenic player, but okay at heart. Wear a nosepin near them though. May have Satanist friends.

Snake:

Aggressively mimics Snake and loves Metal Gear. Estatic that he is back.

Ike:

A grimmer person. Probably watch Grimm and The Walking Dead.

Pkmn Trainer:

Tries to vary usage, but may gravitate to one. Indecisive.

Diddy Kong:

A more energetic DK. Does hot have a good singing voice.

Lucas:

Prays Mother 3 will come to the West. Has had as much success in that as Bowser has with winning.

Sonic:

Either stupidly good. Or sucks. More likely to suck if they like Sonic.

King DDD:

Tubby and greedy, gold at heart. 10x more hygienic than Wario mains. A bit fussy about fashion.

Olimar:

A genius. He is a top tier chess/checkers player. Underestimated, but are dam good because of that.

Lucario:

A calm mediator who appreciates life. Is actually not a furry.

R.O.B.:

Always feel things are their fault. You can tell them that's not 1000 times, they'll still believe it. Probably depressed, but will be spared by the robotic overlords.

Toon Link:

Link or Young Link but loves cartoons.

Wolf:

Almost definitely a furry.

Villager:

Either very helpful or overdoses on creepy villager stuff.

Mega Man:

Leaves you wondering how they use Mega Man. Spared by the Robot overlords.

Wii Fit:

Probably is exercising while playing.

Rosalina and Luma:

May or may not a flash drive with hundreds of fetish-servicing, sexual images. If they have it, never use any thumb drives you find laying around.

Little Mac:

Probably loves boxing.

Greninja:

Sneaky person who acts like a ninja but stands out like a Pichu at a K. Rool Konvention.

Miis:

Probably will fall in love with their Mii.

Palutena:

Either a fan of Kid Icarus, or is a disgusting hentai fan.

Pac-Man:

Like Olimar, a chess/checkers master. Will use down special every time they jump.

Robin:

Master strategist, stupidly good at tactics games. *phone rings* Hey, it's the Government. They want you as a military tactian.

Shulk:

Probably an advocate for Rex/Pyra/Mythra in Smash. Will spam the Feeling It taunt.

Koopalings

Bowser Jr: Proud Mario Sunshine fan

Larry: Average human

Morton: Like turtles

Iggy: Crazy people

Roy: Cool person

Wendy: Very fashionable

Ludwig: See Wendy

Lemmy: Good Punk music taste

Duck Hunt:

Probably loves shooting games, and uses what they can get.

Ryu:

Loves fighting games and is praying for a Mortal Kombat character

Cloud:

Enix fans flocking to their character. Those who don't like his playstyle stilled play him and pray Enix will drop someone else for them.

Corrin:

Likes reptiles. Applies for most other FE character main traits

Bayonetta:

Probably an insanely loyal Bayonetta fan, or someone refusing to accept her no longer being OP. Most pubstompers have migrated to the Krools, Chroms, and Inklings.

Inkling:

Either a tryhard or Splatoon fan. Choice of skin is everything.

Default boy/girl is a Splatoon fan.

Agent 3/4: Somewhat tryhard, but still your average gamer.

Purple Helmet: Bro

Gangster: Very chill

Fancy skin: probably a fan of Splatoon Manga

Schoolgirl: Do not touch their internet search history. You will regret it.

Ridley:

Probably very insightful. Likes to wear a fedora. Is normally antisocial, but loves a good Smash Bros conversation.

Simon:

A hardcore Castlevania fan. Empathized with Captain Falcon mains on a DEEEEEEEP level.

Richter:

May or may nit have a crush on Richter. May also not be attractive.

K. Rool:

Very glad to have their Rool here, or are a pubstomper.

Ken:

Very happy he's here.

Incineroar:

Either a wrestling fan, a furry, or a weeb

Plant:

almost undoubtedly a #PlantGang member.

Well, hipwpe you all enjoyed. Bye!