What today’s E3 Announcement Confirms

Spoiler alert, kiddos.

Alright, E3 was today with Nintendo’s turn to bat. With Square Enix’s god-tier performance yesterday there’s no way in hell Nintendo can live up to this hype. I mean, what’re they gonna do, ann-

Well shit.

That’s one less human sacrifice made every Nintendo direct. This character looks nice but (hard read) Banjo will get hard hated by the second month he’s out.

Oh and the sword guy too.

Like y’all really couldn’t just make Erdrick the lead? The Hero? Y’all deadass?

But in all honesty this character looks ten times more interesting than Banjo

Really hope his sword sucks so he’s not just another swordie in a game that rewards them for existing.

The big thing the big reveal though, is that it further confirms some shot in the dark 4chan leak from November last year.

A Square Enix rep in Erdrick, Sega rep in Joker, and Microsoft rep in Banjo: all signs lead to this leak being right so far. If it is true, then the final two characters will be

Edelgard (Fire Emblem: Three Houses)

Ah, a character I actually give a damn about. Finally, they’re going to pull out an FE character that doesn’t have a sword. First for everything. But probably going to be close enough to a sword that no one gives a shit.

Sylux (Metroid Prime Series)

Every welcome Dark Samus’s echo fighter.

But I don’t know jack shit about the Metroid series but he’ll probably end with something similar to Samus’s kit but he’s an actual fighter that gets thought put into him.

Overall, Nintendo‘s E3 was pretty nice. Animal Crossing Switch, more Link’s Awakening stuff, Breath of the Wilder announced, whole buncha games on other platforms becoming available: in the better half of the performances this year. If you didn’t like it this year, you’re an ungrateful baby. Period.

Word out, Draco