What is evo U may be thinking as we speak? Well it is something I win :sunglasses: for real though it is a tournament video game house were the most rancid smelling of people can gather to further destroy the ozone layer. It was a tactic deployed by the men in black to not only defeat the great of aliens, but a mentioned before, completely destroy the ozone layer to defeat all vegans, at the cost of our planet and future, but a just cause nonetheless. I believe what they said was, "we wish to destroy those stupid fucking vegans once and for all, stop eating the damn trees what is wrong with U I am mad/sad"

Thank U loyal and resourceful journalist Bibins, he is trustworthy af. Now back to evo

Evo has a wide array of fighting games, and smash bros too.

Evo also bullied melee out of existence so now smash flash reigns supreme at evo, this year, at the Bermuda triangle. An interesting choice I may add, especially since jump force story mode replaced melee so I guess this is a further "truck U" from evo to classic evo fans. Truly disgusting behaviour, but that is to be expected as a gamer. Truly a tough road. Shit... I'm tearing up dawg :cry: .

It is a challenge enough trying to make it to the evo tourney, and if you are lucky and strong enough to survive, your opponents are the most poweful video gamer players in all the land. They didn't arrive by boat, car, or plane to enter this land. Nope, they swam af, drinking game fuel and soy products along the way to power them up.

Okay now U should know everything there is to know about evo this year.

But evo is shit anyways because they don't have bionicle brawl :(

Also rate my lunch please

Chow time :punch: :moyai: :beer: