RONALD MCDONAL SERVES YOU DAMAGE!

Yo yo yo wassup tho this is caden and this is like a part 2 too This thing that I made for april fools last year, here i present this years april fools post

RONALD MCDONALD GETS INTO SMASH

how? We shall find out

When he was about 15 years old, masahiro sakurai was chilling at mcdonalds with some friends, havin a good time, munching on a big mac until a dude approched from behind, Ronald mcdonald

Or atleast a dude wearing a Ronald mdconald outfit, mr sakurai knew full well of the existence of ronald mcdonald, and it was the only thing he despised about mcdonalds, their mascot, he hated clowns. Mr sakurai felt the very yellow and red colored clown touch him on the shoulder, and did something he was taught not to do, but hates clowns so much

He just socked that fool in the mouth

And then sakurai was like:

"あなたと雌犬のお尻のピエロと戦う" (fight me you bitch ass clown)

Ronald Mcdonald ran away as fast as he could, and sakurai felt relieved, everyone in the resturaunt stood in awe, even sakurai's friends. They left the mcdonalds.

Years later, sakurai is working on smash ultimate and thinks back to that one day, and says

"私たちは戦いのマザーファッカーを終えたことはありません" (we never finished our fight motherfucker)

He thinks back to his pizza box incident, and thinks about how he will be able to un-program ronald out of the game once sakurai is satisfied, and thought

"それをファックして、ファンに笑いものを与えましょう" (fuck it, lets give the fans something to laugh about)

And programed a ronald mcdonald into the game, gave him a moveset, and immediately wanted to use his self-made mii, to fight against him in a 3 stock no items fd stage match, he finally finished his multiple decade long quarrel with ronald mcdonald by winning barely. All he could do was chuckle, it was finally over.

Months later, he looked at teir lists and saw a normal teir list, S teir had pikachu peach and a few others like that, but there was now a S++ Teir, which mcdonald and pizza box occupied.

THE END