TOP 5 SHOCKING REASONS WHY MILKSHAKES ARE BETTER THAN SMOOTHIES!!! (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!)

NOTE: THIS POST IS INTENDED AS A JOKE, I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE SMOOTHIES!

As you can probably tell by now, I’m on #TeamMilkshake for our Amino Splatfest. I have a lot of reasons for this, but today I’ll be bringing you my top 5. Let’s begin:

REASON #5: MILKSHAKES HAVE PLENTY OF CALCIUM!

While some might consider smoothies to be healthier than milkshakes, this is not true. Milkshakes are actually 69 times healthier than smoothies, according to google.com. This is all because of one simple ingredient: calcium. Calcium is what humans and inklings require on a daily basis to get swole. That’s why people on Team Milkshake are much more swole than those on Team Smoothie. Just look at the difference!

Average Team Milkshake :

Average Team Smoothie :

REASON #4: ONLY MILKSHAKES ARE SERVED WITH WHIPPED CREAM AND CHERRIES!

When you order a milkshake at a restaurant, most of the time it comes with whipped cream and a cherry on top. It can’t even be classified as a milkshake without. We all know that the only reason for living is so we get the chance to eat delicious whipped cream and cherries. These two important toppings in a milkshake cannot be found on a smoothie, further proving that milkshakes are the better dessert.

...Unless you consume smoothies with whipped cream and cherries, in which case you are an actual monster.

REASON #3: MORE FAST FOOD PLACES SERVE MILKSHAKES COMPARED TO SMOOTHIES!

...And by more, I mean just 1. That’s right! Everyone’s favorite fast food chain, Arby’s, only serves milkshakes. I’m sure that everyone on this Amino loves Arby’s, and I like to visit Arby’s for meals at least 2 times a day. According to arbys.com, they only serve milkshakes. No smoothies in sight:

REASON #2: SMOOTHIES CONTAIN ACTUAL GARBAGE INSIDE OF THEM!

I know, it’s true. Each time you drink a smoothie, you’re consuming garbage. As we all know, eating garbage is not cool, and if you do eat garbage, knock it off! According to google.com once again, smoothies are made up of 69% garbage. Here’s the evidence:

REASON #1: UHH... MILKSHAKES ARE BETTER, I THINK.

They just are, okay?

Welp, that concludes my list. Hope everyone is having a good Splatfest! Just , if you’re not on #TeamMilkshake then you are a baby.

Thanks for reading!