For those who do not know cookie cat was in the first episode if you don’t count the pilot. Its an ice cream sandwich that’s being replaced by lion lickers. When Steven sees that the crystal gems have got him a lot of them so that he wouldn’t run out he sings the theme song
He’s a frozen treat with an all new taste
Cause he came to this planet from outer space
A refugee of an interstellar war
But now he's at your local grocery store!
Cookie cat
He's a pet for your tummy
Cookie cat
He's super duper yummy
Cookie cat
He left his family behind
Cookie cat
Now if you add some words and rearrange a few things this is my new version.
She’s a rose quartz now a days
Cause she came to this planet from outer space
A rebel leader of interstellar war
But now she’s at a local beach temple
Rose quartz
Her gem is in your tummy
Rose quartz
She’s super Duper funny
Rose quartz
She’s left her family behind
Rose quartz

Comments (9)
Now you made it awkward for me to say cookie cats are yummy.
How TF is this such a possibly true theory
What’s so crazy about it
Also, the episode where cookie cat attacked and steven was like "I never thought you'd be evil!" Or something
Ya
Also kind of sounds like Lapis tbh
I thought of that too!!! :)
http://aminoapps.programascracks.com/p/cxnczx