Nicknames

I just really like nicknames for the gems. The are weird. I just want to know which is your fav.

Here are some nicknames

☆Padparadscha= Internet Explorer

☆Peridot= Green Space Dorito

☆Sardonyx= Nachos

☆Lapis= Bob

☆Pearl= Bird Mom

☆Jasper= Big Buff Cheeto Puff

☆ Malachite= Soggy Cheeto

☆ Garnet= Square Mom

☆ Ruby= Eternal Flame Baby

☆ Steven= Pure and innocent Cinnabon

☆ Topaz= Big Yellow Marshmallow

☆ Yellow Diamond= Giraffe

☆ Yellow Pearl= Sour Lemon

☆ Blue Pearl= Sweet Bird

☆ Amethyst= Fun Mom

☆ Smoky Quartz= Big Fluff Cocoa Puff

☆ Centipeedle= Chaaaps