7/20/17

Sit in class next to redheaded Kameryn and soon enough we're best friends :sparkling_heart:

Me: Hoo 🦉

You: Moo :cow:

I love how that's your automatic response whenever I'm being overly assertive. You're my bestest fren on here and I can never stress that enough. We can go from laughing about Spongebob memes one moment to talking about more serious topics like depression (or your FUDGING BISH TIT MOTHER). We narrate our lives to each other so we know exactly what's happening. We complain to each other and talk everyday you're not grounded. Our conversations take the weirdest turns. We literally went from talking about your grandmother taking you out for dinner to would you become a stripper. :joy: I send you owls and you never tell me to stop. In my opinion, that is the definition of a true friend.

We fight and we talk... pauses then says

How can I not love you? when you sent me "Thirteen Reasons Why You Shouldn't Kill Yourself"? Because I do. And it was gold and it's why we're besties.

You introduced me to your friend Haylee. I introduced you to my friend Kellyann. I talked to your sister (about some topics that you shouldn't mention around children [I don't care if she's older than me! If she doesn't know what dat means she's an innocent chid.]) I tell you about my family. We tell each other all the latest drama in each other's lives and I love it. I know you have your asexual friend/ex (who has a crush on you), your hot ex (that you dated purely for looks and needs a nose job) and ur bish tit ex Pepperoni Nips (I'LL MURDER HIM FOR YOU.) I trolled Austin for you because of our friendship plus I like being a troll. I don't really know what I'm writing because I wrote this weeks ago so. Also, of this isn't sappy enough for you (because it sure as hell ain't sappy enough for me) check your mailbox soon. ;)

Diane's Hobbies:

1. Reading

2. Texting Kameryn

3. Listening to Music

4. Spamming Kameryn in the comment section of everything possible

5. Watching spongebob

6. Sending Kameryn memes and videos relating to spongebob

7. Making suicidal jokes

8. Making Kameryn regret making suicidal jokes

9. Texting Kameryn

10. Making posts that involve Kameryn

11. Hanging out with an emo bish

12. Daydreaming about hanging out with Kameryn and the emo bish

13. Drawing pictures involving Kameryn, the emo bish, and whoever dares to comment in the comment section.

I know your favorite songs and you tell me about your dreams

Friendship really is a beautiful thing. I don't know where I'd be in life without you, Kam. And on this day- our friendship has been alive for six months. Thank you for making those six months amazing. After everything you've been through, I'm glad you can find comfort in me. Your mom sucks if she thinks "Queen of Hell" isn't a great name. I can't wait until we can meet up some day and go to the Ginger Asian Bistro and a Taylor concert. When that day comes- bring an ice pack because I'll probably slap you every time you say something stupid. :) You've helped me so much and you don't even know it. So thank you for being my friend.

I could write more but it's 12 am and I'm late. Oops. Just know that I love you, and hope that we remain friends for years to come. :two_hearts:

Happy 6 month anniversary, bestie! :beers:

~sorry about the lack of video - im awkward and I kind of forgot oops

#kaiane