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Drunken Quotes ~ June Edition

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“I’ll become top next time” - Amber 2k19 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

“Hello what did i miss // thottihanna” - Hanna & Mira 2k19

“I got my cousins in the back // *alabama intensifies*” - Diane & Tejas 2k19

“She looks like a homosexual falcon vampire hippie superhero. Hillbilly” - Kameryn 2k19

“If you’re going to quote that don’t forget she’s a fucking hillbilly” - Kameryn 2k19

“This is a safe space for bashing Hanna until the pact permits us to have no shame “ - Kameryn 2k19

“ I love pride month and all but the oppression I get for being straight... being a breeder... it really stings. It really ducking does. I want to love who I love. Even if he’s a fucking rat” - Kameryn 2k19

“and you old geezers walked the earth holding wooden slippers, searching for a victim” -Anneli 2k19

“In a very diane way, ofc. Be like "oh?" "hm." "i will kick you out of the chat you pepper fucker"” - Hanna 2k19

"nobody:

literally no one:

hanna: Did someone say last kiss? l a s t k i s s ?" - nona 2k19

“which sucks because shes a dick. not even a long one :sweat_drops: ” - mira 2k19

“That made less sense than a trump tweet” - Tejas 2k19

“"I was being insensitive :pensive: i'm sorry you're sensitive :pray: " // me talking to the mirror” - Salwa & Hanna 2k19

“Bitch you ain't special mira is 5” - Hanna 2k19

“I speak to my dad in Vietnamese and hanna speaks to her dad in conservative” - Diane 2k19

“i hope the cockroach crawls up your ass :revolving_hearts: ” - mira 2k19

“maybe I am a bored fucking child :pensive: ” - “*bored ducking child sorry” - Diane 2k19

“A 9 year old vs a 22 year old place your bets” - Salwa 2k19

“Chris deserved what he got, fuckin pedo” - Tejas 2k19

“You dont like clowns too like amber? :heart_eyes: Ugh wbk you both hate hanna” - Salwa 2k19

“A diane tea session would be fun but everything we could roast her for has already been confronted by leadership huh” - Hanna 2k19

“@aminoman i want points bitch” - Christina 2k19

“one day we'll all rot in a cabin and have ghost sex” - mira 2k19

“the titty juice on my dick really gets me riled up personally” - Anneli 2k19

“Wig instagram banned her” - Salwa 2k19

“She blocked me and i blocked her we're mutuals now :sweat_drops: ” - Hanna 2k19

“You can imagine how honored i was to hear I'm literally the leader of the Gay Troops :tm: ” - hanna 2k19

“Take off your clown makeup and let it go “ - Kameryn 2k19

“ok when I start swiftie savers I expect you to // is that the name of your bank or” - Diane & Chris 2k19

“thanks man i was looking for an octopus button” - Chris 2k19

“i’m gonna keep calling you chris because i just like picturing chris re-learning SA” - Anneli 2k19

“Chris is a curse word” - Christina 2k19

“Yes while you were dead i resurrected // and in all that time you couldn't lean to make some fucking eggs” - Salwa & Rhea 2k19

“She will beat you with an ass thong!” - Hanna 2k19

“mami dont hit dick :sweat_drops: ” - mira 2k19

“the iphone s wanna go on a car sex website? let's fuck the trees” - Mira 2k19

“[he] just said “hi corvette boy” and my reaction was just ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)” - Tejas 2k19

“Caroline is the epitome of straight cupcake swiftie it's funny” - Hanna 2k19

““What the hell is wrong with you”

Sums up this entire chat“ - Tejas 2k19

“Getting what daddy corvette” - Salwa 2k19

““Speak now spam from hot males near you?” he says to me questioningly“ - Diane 2k19

“"But I don’t curse/joke/be inappropriate or myself around people until I feel comfortable with them // Oh is that why you sent me a video of you yelling "fuck off" at a naked hobo by your house" - amber and hanna 2k19

“Diane is running Nikkie out of her psychic job” - Hanna 2k19

“im so glad im on summer break i was getting sick of my girl meets fesh class” - Hanna 2k19

“no we are not a hamster” - Mira 2k19

“Don't work at chic fil a thats major sam energy” - Hanna 2k19

“My brain really did shut off and turn back on too huh” - Tejas 2k19

“ugh im about to go to sleep dont make me wet :sweat_drops: :sob: ” - Mira 2k19

“But in that moment you were the diane to my ashlee <3 // Now I’m the kamy to your hanna since #kaiane died like your aunt" - hanna and kamy 2k19

“the Hehe... Wait Rhea reenactment brought to you by the original cast and crew :heart_eyes: :rainbow: ” - Rhea 2k19

“wasn't it a weird role play chat and Rhea was a little too excited?” - Eve 2k19

“The seizure is what transfers the asian onto kamy” - Hanna 2k19

“Tejas went from

Us: h-

Tejas: :sob:

To

Us: h-

Tejas: im daddy corvette” - Diane 2k19

“no one:

tejas: *unsolicited hamster pics*” - Rhea 2k19

“Hannas writing tournament 2019 except if i dont like your entry youre forced into a pm with mira” - Hanna 2k19

“Imagine. Your poured your heart and soul into a Taylor Swift fanfiction. This teenage girl doesn’t like it. So now you’re in a chat with some rando that’s on level 16 despite never posting. She’s saying strange things. You don’t know what the slipper or durian are for but you are afraid.” - Diane 2k19

“She's used to my gay powers” - Hanna 2k19

“I like my small butt” - Hanna 2k19

“Sm dedication. When I’m not on SA for days I might skim SOME things // how else would i know you cant cum if i didnt scroll” - Kameryn & Salwa 2k19

“YES cant wait to ruin the mind of a child” - Hanna 2k19

“Can we be those creepy moms like "never go in the basement or I'll shackle you" but really all we go in the basement to smoke emmett's ashes” - Hanna 2k19

“fake! taylor has three hands and is in a band with her twin sister. nice try though” - Mira 2k19

“Dumb bitch meter? Broken

Nikki’s patience? Gone” - Kamy 2k19

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