Ducks (WANGBT parody)

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We are never buying

a duck flock

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I when we hung up, the first time,

Thinking this is it, I've heard enough,

Cuz like, you hadn't stopped talking bout' a duck

And you said you saw it in my tub, what?

Then you come around again and say,

Baby, I've a rubber ducky, can we play?; trust me

how that lasted for day?

I say stop talking, you sit down, and you say "quack"

Oooooh, we call it off again last night but

Oooooh, this time I'm telling you I'm telling you,

We are never ever ever ever, buying a duck float,

Weeeee are never ever ever buying a duck flock

You go talk to your ponds,

Talk to my ponds,

Don't talk to me,

Cuz we are never ever ever, buying a duck flock.

Like ever

I'm really gonna miss you riding cars

And me, paying for your crashes up to mark,

And you, would hide away and hunt the hidden flowl,

With some, strange ass duckie mask on your face scaring the neighbours

Oooooh, you called me up again last night but,

Oooooh, this time I'm telling you I'm telling you,

We are never ever ever ever, buying a duck float,

We are never ever ever buying a duck flock

You go talk to your ponds,

Talk to my ponds,

Don't talk to me,

Cuz we are never ever ever, buying a duck flock.

Like ever

I used to think that we, would have a horsie family,

And I used to say, heeha heehaaa

So he like calls me up and he's like I duck you and I'm like, this is exhausting you know? Like I'm NOT sending you my genes in a sterile bottle to you to give birth to a duck, like, ever

Noooooooooo ohhhhhhhh

We are never ever ever ever, buying a duck float,

We are never ever ever buying a duck flock

You go talk to your ponds,

Talk to my ponds,

Don't talk to me,

(don't talk to me)

Cuz we are never ever ever, buying a duck flock

Umm Idk what this is, I just saw a picture of a duck in a group chat once and decided to develop this. I hope it's funny and you've fallen off your bed rn! Even if I don't think so,

Keep sparkling my Sparkles,

Love, Ummehani :sparkles:

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