Oh fuck, I'm at it again!
I mean... WELCOME ONE, WELCOME ALL!!!! We have re-opened our theme park as we were forced to shut down the last one. Why? WELLLL, some asshole decided to still be alive and exit the park, so they sued us.... we lost the case. NO MATTER as we have opened a new park! This has less rides, but we got a band, food court, 1 new game (PAINT BALL), and we now have a phone number (DON'T ACTUALLY CALL IT, IT'S MADE UP), and a Haunted Mansion style ride. Please enjoy your stay with some Tattletail branded items and some Kiss music to play while you die... I mean, HAVE THE BEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE. This park is so fun, you'll be here for the rest of your life. Anyways, enjoy!!!!
(Our park is not responsible for any and all injuries or deaths)
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i've been stuck there for a month and i have lost all of my sanity and haven't seen my family in forever,, i love it here!! best place ever!!
Glad you're having a great time here at your grav- I mean, vacation!
Can't sue us if you don't exit alive!