YOU FAILED
RED: 247 wins BLU:-1 wins
“What? How do you even get negative wins”
Said the blu scout.
The blu team have been on a losing streak and scout is getting tired of it. As the round restarted the blu team sighed and started getting ready for next round.
“Come on guys let’s put a little effort in it” said scout,
“how about you put a little effort into it boy, all you’ve done is killed an AFK player” said the engineer.
“Hey you don’t know how hard it is to kill an AFK guy”, the engineer just laughed and sat down in his chair.
“ MISSION BEGINS IN 60 SECONDS”, scout was getting ready to fight when he noticed that there was a hole in the wall. Being curious scout went through the hole when he entered it he saw a pot of gold.
“In rich!”, scout immediately picked up the gold but he realized that it was plastic and underneath the plastic coins was a bottle of beer. Than a voice came from behind scout,
“WHO BE TOUCHING MY THINGS”. Scout turned around and saw that there was a giant figure approaching him.
“ wait please I was just looking at it, i didn’t touch your gold” said scout.
“I don’t care about me gold” as the figure came closer scout say that it was demoman dressed as a leprechaun.
“ wait demoman? Why are you dressed in that silly costume”,
“hey scout let’s keep this a secret between you and me, I am actually a Demochaun,or a leprman”.
“Wait so your a leprechaun, are you sure you aren’t drunk right now?”
Than an idea popped into scouts head, the most devilish idea he’s ever had
“ so if your a leprechaun and I found your pot of gold that means you have to give me a wish, and I wish I can get anything I want for free and make all the babes fly to me”
“Hey hey! I’m not a leprechaun I’m a demochaun and since you found my gold you get a uhhhh”
Demo man reached into the pot of plastic coins and grabbed a bottle of beer.
“You win this beer, it’s made from real 4 Leaf clovers”
Demoman threw the bottle at scout
“now GET OUT OF MY CAVE!!”
As scout left the cave he looked at the bottle
“Real 4 leaf clover My ass” said scout
He put the bottle in his pocket
“MISSON BEGINS IN 10 SECONDS, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!”
As the doors opened scout and his entire team went into the battle field. Scout saw a red soldier coming right at him, he fired his gun and a Random crit instantly killed the soldier. Than scout turned around and saw a spy about to back stab him he shot the spy and another random crit killed the spy. Scout looked at the bottle demoman gave him, scout smirked and took another Sip from the bottle. Scout ran into the enemy team dodging all the bullets. Scout randomly shot into the red team and killed there medic. The blu team was pushing in with the payload. Scout killed the entire enemy team making it an easy victory for the blu team
“YOU WIN”
RED: 246 wins. BLU: 0 wins
This would only be the first of many wins for the blu team
“Random crits are fair and balanced”
Red Soldier
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