Random Story I made in a few minutes.

I hope someone enjoys.

MEDIC-KUUUUUNNN !

(Unnaturally muscular anime medic looks back to the distance)

PYRO-SAN ! I HAVE NO NEED FOR YOU, GO AWAY, HEAVY IS ON POINT !

(Muscular face mask cries even more)

MEEDDDIIIICCC-KUUUN ! UUUUBBBBERRR MEEEE !

WHAT IS- (The medic sees the entire enemy team is chasing pyro-san.) HAHAAA ! STRANGE MEDIGUN ! GOOOOO !

PYRO-SAN !

(The medic charges after, face serious for battle)

(Sparkling scout rides up)

MEDIC ! MEDIC ! MEDIC ! MEDIC ! (gruff anime voice)

DOC DOC DOC DOC DOC-

(Scout continues beating medic with his bat, when he suddenly hears a "I AM FULLY CHARGED")

(Scout says nothing and looks back to the medic, the fury of a thousand suns resting in his eyes)

Charge me...

(Medic looks at him, both rocketing to a still screaming pyro.)

(Medic leans in, face cringing even harder)

No.

(Scout faces forward, reloading his pistol.)

Alright.

(A sudden blue blur goes by both mercenaries heads.)

(The medic is again nearly hit by another blue blur as it fades into the distance, only to explode.)

(The enemy team still chases pyro as- *boom* the mercenary is sent flying into the air.)

MEDDICC-KUUUUNNNNN !

(The medics face cringes into itself as he jumps into a mid air sticky, which sends him flying to pyro.)

I...

(The pyro comes closer)

Am....

(The noises are drowned out by wind whipping past medic's still puckered face.)

FULLY !

(Pyro focuses, falling faster as he collides with the medic, both falling to the ground as tears and wind flys past them.)

CHARGED !

*BOOM*

(A small dust cloud is created as scout is knocked away, flying through the air back to spawn.)

(Blue team withstands, their entire team coughing except the spy, who simply lifted his mask over his face. Staring into the now cratered, hard desert earth, Blue team is terrified.)

(An ubercharged red pyro stands before them, along with his now faceless medic puckered medic.)

MEDIC-KUN, WHAT OF SCOUT ?

(The medic's face puckers more, as he begins to trail a series of "MPPH" and "MPPHMP"'s together.)

(The pyro nods, his eyes becoming serious as he flexes with raw ubercharge.)

OF COURSE, HE HAD A PRETTY BOY'S POCKET PISTOL, I EXPECTED NO LESS ! GEHHEHEHEEE !

(He uppercuts the air as he takes an offensive stance.)

NOW YOU WI-

(The sounds of crackling can be heard as pyro stands in shock.)

(His mental voice begins trailing off screaming as he sweats, even through a supposedly flame retardant suit.)

With the Blue team distracted, the medic grabs pyro and begins "mphhing" again, telling him to run.

The pyro stays in shock, refusing until the medic says the most amazing thing, and spectacular thing he would ever hear.

Mphh mphh mrph mpph mhp mpphr, mrph mph mrph mhprph.

MPH ! MPPH !

The pyro shakes his head, pure beauty he thinks as he quickly runs off.

With the pyro gone, the medic faces the entirety of Blue team, and sucks. His face begins to pucker, and pucker, and pucker, his head sucking into itself as wind begins ti drag around him. The Blue team feels themselves begin to be dragged to him, anything they fire being sucked into his face as it is sucked into nothingness.)

HELP ! Heeeeee.....

(The Blue medic is sucked in as soon all of the rest begin to lose their grip)

(Soldier begins to lose his helmet to the Medic's sucking as he quickly grabs only to fall in himself.)

MAGGOOOOOAAAAHHHHH !

(Sacha leaves heavies hand as he follows his gun into the Medic)

I'M TOO BEAUTIFUL TO DIE, OH CRRAAAAHHHHHH !

OH BLOOOODDY HEEELLLLL, I JUST WANT, OOOONNNE, MOREEE, DRRIIIIII-

OH MERRRRR !

SNIPIN'S A GOOD JOOOOOOOOBBBB !

Soon, all of badlands feels wind as medic becomes a sucking singularity.

Until... nothing... Soon the winds faded as the Blue team was never found. Only the engineer remained. To this day all there is, is a hole in the ground, one that no mercenary or robot, or Wizard has ever dared go into.

Some say, at the bottom, he's down there. Sucking like no one has ever sucked before.

Some even tell stories of somewhere, deep, deep down... hearing a "I am fully charged !" rise so quietly a soul would never hear it again.